The Replacements (2000)
Faizon Love: Jamal
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Quotes
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Shane Falco : [Shane parks his truck at the stadium and sees several of the former Sentinels approaching his truck] You gotta be kidding me. Come on Martel, I didn't park in your space.
Eddie Martel : No, no. But unfortunately, you did park in La Mont's space. And he's not nearly as lenient as I am.
Malcolm La Mont : On three fellas. One, two, three!
[the former Sentinels tip over Shane's truck. Shane begins to walk away until Jamal and Andre step up]
Andre Jackson : We got this, we got this.
Jamal Jackson : Y'all wanna put the car back?
Eddie Martel : Gentlemen, this is none of your business.
Andre Jackson : Shane's our business. We're the guards.
Jamal Jackson : And we protect our quarterback.
[the former Sentinels all crack up laughing]
Jamal Jackson : Oh, you got jokes. You got jokes. That's your ride right there, ain't it?
[Jamal nods at a very expensive looking car]
Eddie Martel : Yeah.
[Jamal whips out a pistol and shoots at the car, leaving six bullet holes in the windshield]
Eddie Martel : That's my windshield, you crazy mother...
Jamal Jackson : Put the car back!
Malcolm La Mont : Son of a bitch!
Jamal Jackson : Son of a bitch? Oh, son of a bitch. Son of a bitch? Son of a bitch?
[Jamal shoots the driver side window, shattering it]
Eddie Martel : Stop, stop, stop! Come on goddamn it, help me!
[Sentinels shove Shane's truck back over]
Malcolm La Mont : You're gonna pay for that.
Jamal Jackson : No I'm not. Stop messing with my man, and that includes his ride. Matter of fact, wax that muthafucka. Give it a tune up.
[as if nothing has happened]
Jamal Jackson : Ya ready to go to practice Shane?
Shane Falco : Yeah. Let's do that.
Andre Jackson : What's that smell?
Shane Falco : Wild yam.
Andre Jackson : That's nice. That's nice.
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Jamal Jackson : The Mick's right.
Nigel 'The Leg' Gruff : I'm not a Mick. I'm bloody WELSH.
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Jamal Jackson : [Jamal, Nigel, Andre, and Jumbo are eating at the same table, eating] What the hell is this?
Nigel 'The Leg' Gruff : Chinese spareribs.
Jumbo : You don't want 'em, get the fuck outta here.
Jamal Jackson : What I'm trying to figure out, is how did the Chinaman over here, get 700 pounds off of eating this shit?
Jumbo : I'm Japanese, not Chinese.
Jamal Jackson : It's the same difference.
Jumbo : What?
Jamal Jackson : It's the same difference. All that big...
[mimicks Japanese]
Jumbo : Nigga, please. You know Japan and China are two different countries, right?
Jamal Jackson : You know, I got an atlas, bitch.
Jumbo : You wanna be a gansta?
Jamal Jackson : Yeah!
[Nigel and Andre laugh, Jamal does some kungfu shouts and shoves Jumbo, the two start to scrap]
Nigel 'The Leg' Gruff : [Separating the two] Hey, hey, we're on the same team! We're on the same team, now chill out!
Andre Jackson : You know, the Mick's right.
Nigel 'The Leg' Gruff : I'm not a Mick. I'm bloody Welsh!
Andre Jackson : [Grabs Nigel's head] Whatever.
Jamal Jackson : [Taking his food] Man, I'm going to go sit with the deaf kid.
Nigel 'The Leg' Gruff : [Leaving as well] Jesus Christ!
Walter Cochran : [From the next table] Praise his glory, Nigel! You praise his glory!