Family Guy (1999– )
Norm MacDonald: Death, Norm MacDonald
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[Death holds up a document that Peter doctored to proclaim he was dead to avoid having to pay his medical bills]
Peter Griffin : Where did you get that?
Death : It was e-mailed to me by your HMO.
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Lois Griffin : Why are you here? The doctor said Peter was fine.
Death : Yeah, well, I guess he would know. I mean, after all, he is a doctor, and I'm just - DEATH.
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Meg Griffin : You could kill all the girls who are prettier than me.
Death : Well that would just leave England.
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Death : You can't tell anyone that I'm here. For if you do, the consequences could be dire.
Peter Griffin : Go on...
Death : That's it.
[to Lois]
Death : God, what do you see in him?
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Death : I'm gonna need that picture of Olmos'
[Edward James Olmos]
Death : ass back.
Peter Griffin : Oh. Yeah, right.
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[a grim, hooded wraith with a scythe approaches Peter's door]
Peter Griffin : Wh-Who are you?
Death : I'm Callista Flockhart. Who do you think I am? I'm Death.