Babes in Toyland (1997)
Charles Nelson Reilly: Mr. Dumpty
Quotes
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Barnaby Crookedman : Dumpty, do you ever ponder the fragility of an egg?
[Points him with his can]
Mr. Dumpty : Now, cut that out!
Barnaby Crookedman : Imagine what may happen, if you were to find yourself... oh, let's say, atop a high wall.
[Barnaby and Dumpty on top on top of a town bridge. Barnaby taps Dumpty]
Barnaby Crookedman : You could have a great fall, and all the king's horses...
[swats Dumpty with his cane]
Barnaby Crookedman : And all the king's men...
[taps him again]
Barnaby Crookedman : Could never put Humpty Dumpty...
[swats at Dumpty, but misses]
Barnaby Crookedman : Together again!
[catches Dumpty by the lanyard of the factory keys, over one side of the bridge]
Mr. Dumpty : Please, Barnaby...
[Barnaby snatches the key, cause the lanyard to break lanyard and send Dumpty falling and screaming before he crashed and broke beneath the bridge on the stone street floor]
Barnaby Crookedman : [chortles] Scat, he's all broken up. That makes two of us!
[snickering wickedly]
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Mr. Dumpty : Sure! Whoo, it's TOYLAND!
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Barnaby Crookedman : [Barnaby and Mr. Dumpty are fighting over the key to the Toy Factory] Give me the key, you cholesterol-legged buffoon!
Mr. Dumpty : No! Let go!