When a cell-phone gag is the most exciting or inventive thing in a big summer dinosaur movie, you have to wonder if the species might not be ready for extinction.
All it wants to do is scare a smile onto your face, and it often succeeds. After all, how can a movie that offers Michael Jeter as a mercenary not be fun?
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VarietyDerek Elley
VarietyDerek Elley
Game ride that makes the two previous installments look like models of classic filmmaking.
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New York PostJonathan Foreman
New York PostJonathan Foreman
The "Jurassic Park" movie franchise does not evolve. Quite the opposite: It degenerates at great speed.