Charlie's Angels (2000)
Drew Barrymore: Dylan
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Quotes
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[ordering at the drive through]
Dylan : I'll have three burgers, three French fries and three cherry pies. What do you guys want?
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Alex : Your methodologies are antiquated and weak. Your procedures of approval ensure that only the least radical ideas are rewarded. Meanwhile your competition is innovating.
[whip]
Dylan : [quietly] Ow.
Alex : You. What was the last suggestion you made to your boss?
Red Star Systems Techie : I said the coke machine should be free.
Alex : Why?
Red Star Systems Techie : Because caffeine helps us program.
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Dylan : And that's kicking your ass!
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[mocking Eric Knox]
Dylan : I don't know how to make chicken... jerk.
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Chad : Starfish, I would just like to say that I'm honored, honored to see you taking an interest in my work and I also think you're very pretty and... (sees girls getting scuba gear on) Starfish? Where are you going? Starfish are you going swimming? Where are you going? Where are you going again Starfish? Was it the Chad?
Dylan : No the Chad was great.
Chad : The Chad was great.
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Dylan : Figures that I would find the perfect guy, and he would already have the perfect girl.
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Bosley : This place, it's Japanese, is it not?
Roger Corwin : It's a 13th-century Shinto temple. I had it...
[Bosley opens his mouth and leans forward, so his molar transmitter gets a clear signal]
Roger Corwin : I had it FedExed from Kyoto. Blowfish?
Bosley : Isn't that poisonous?
Roger Corwin : It's a rare delicacy, for the man who has no fear of an excruciating death.
Dylan : Technically, 1 in 60 is fatal.
Bosley : [trying a piece, then feigning falling over dead] Tastes like chicken. That would go very nicely with broccoli.
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Charlie : With the micro-camera we planted on Corwin's briefcase, we've been able to study Red Star's layout.
Alex : There's the mainframe, just behind that door.
Eric Knox : Well, that's where my software would be, but the security looks incredible.
Alex : Yeah. Restricted access.
Dylan : Fingerprint ID.
Natalie : Retinal scanner.
Charlie : Angels, break it down.
Dylan : Only two directors at Red Star have access to the mainframe room. In order to get through the security system, they have to synchronize their entrance. A gelatin scanning plate takes exact fingerprints.
Natalie : A laser accurate to .009 millimeters scans the retina.
Alex : The mainframe is accessible only through an airless antechamber. A surveillance-monitored clean room.
Natalie : There's only one way to get through undetected: be invisible.
Alex : The floor is rigged with pressure sensitivity. Any contact which exceeds .25 seconds will trigger the alarm.
Vivian Wood : Sounds impossible.
Natalie : Sounds like fun.
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Dylan : Hold that thought.