You've Got Mail (1998)
Jean Stapleton: Birdie Conrad
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Quotes
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Birdie Conrad : You are daring to imagine that you could have a different life. Oh, I know it doesn't feel like that. You feel like a big fat failure now. But you're not. You are marching into the unknown armed with...
[pause]
Birdie Conrad : Nothing. Have a sandwich.
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Kathleen Kelly : Oh, Birdie, what am I going to do? What would Mom have done?
Birdie Conrad : Well, let's ask her.
[Birdie opens her locket, revealing a picture of Cecilia Kelly]
Birdie Conrad : Cecilia, what should we do?
[holds the locket to her ear]
Kathleen Kelly : Birdie...
Birdie Conrad : Shhh! She has no idea. But she thinks the window display looks lovely.
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Birdie Conrad : [reading from Frank's article in the Observer] Save The Shop Around the Corner and you will save your soul.
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Birdie Conrad : If you need more, ask me, I'm very rich. I bought Intel at six.
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Birdie Conrad : What are you girls talking about?
Christina Plutzker : Cybersex.
Birdie Conrad : I tried to have cybersex once, but I kept getting a busy signal.