Orgazmo (1997)
Dian Bachar: Ben Chapleski, Choda Boy
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Quotes
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Ben Chapelski : Jesus!
Joe Young : Where?
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[Dave recounts a painful memory of why he quit Hamster Style kung fu]
Young Ben : Dad?
Ben's Father : Hmm?
Young Ben : I don't think I'm gonna do Hamster Style anymore.
Ben's Father : That's nice.
[Flashback pans back to the present]
Ben Chapelski : [tearfully] And that's how it went down, man!
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Joe Young : But if you're such a scientific genius,don't you think Heavenly Father has something more important planned for your life?
Ben Chapelski : Who?
Joe Young : You.
Ben Chapelski : ...What?
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Ben Chapelski : I tell ya, Joe, there's nothing sadder than a sad Japanese man.
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Ben Chapelski : Whoa! DVDA shot! So, you up for some sushi?
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Ben Chapelski : Let's see how you like my... COCK ROCKET!
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[Joe Young has just zapped Maxxx Orbison several times with the Orgazmorator]
Ben Chapelski : Dude! He's never gonna wanna have another orgasm again!
Joe Young : One more time for Jesus.
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Joe Young : Ben, superheroes that pray together stay together.
Ben Chapelski : Aw, what the fuck!