8 Heads in a Duffel Bag (1997)
Todd Louiso: Steve
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Quotes
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Tommy Spinelli : Alright, grab all the heads. Just leave the top one.
Ernie : Why?
Tommy Spinelli : Because the top one doesn't look like anybody and Big Sep will never buy it. Now come on.
Steve : Wait a minute. I sawed off this head and you're not even gonna use it?
Ernie : Steve, chill.
Steve : No, you chill. I spent alot of time on this head. Don't you think you could have at least told me this before I cut it off?
[Tommy slaps him in back of the head]
Ernie : Ooh. I saw that coming.
Tommy Spinelli : Don't ever fuck with a guy looking for heads.
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Ernie : Are you telling us that you're gonna find a replacement for the head Charlie lost?
Tommy Spinelli : [looks through a year book] Yeah. We got some time to kill before we go to the airport.
Steve : But these are human beings. Innocent people. You can't just kill innocent people because they look like somebody else.
Tommy Spinelli : Let me tell you something, college boy, nobody is innocent.
[picks a person in the book]
Tommy Spinelli : Now who is he?
Steve : He's my anatomy professor. He almost flunked me.
Tommy Spinelli : Good. Here's your chance to get even with the prick. Get me his address.
Steve : Alrighty.
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Steve : Heads up! Stop a-head. Anybody need to use the head?
Ernie : Steve...
Steve : Oh, don't let it go to your head. Whoa, whoa, whoa, you're WAY ahead of me!
Ernie : Steve! Enough!
Steve : Hey, don't bite my head off, alright!
Ernie : That's it. I'm sleeping outside, guys.
Annette : Me, too.
Charlie : Hey, Steve, GET A GRIP. Go to sleep.
Steve : Or what? You'll have my head?
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Steve : This is like grave robbing - grave robbing. Or worse.
Ernie : I don't see any graves. Do you see any graves?
Tommy Spinelli : [Cocks gun] There's going to be two fresh ones right now if you don't start looking for heads. Come on.
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Steve : No, please don't. I fly! I fly!
Tommy Spinelli : What are you, a fairy?
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Ernie : Okay, let's review: you've got a Hugo, a Little Joey, a Frank, a bad Stu...
Tommy Spinelli : No, bad Frank.
Ernie : That's what I said.
Tommy Spinelli : No you didn't. You said bad Stu. Stu was just so-so.
Ernie : No, sir, I said a so-so Stu.
Tommy Spinelli : You did not. You said bad Stu!
Ernie : Yes I did and everybody heard! I said a so-so Stu!
Tommy Spinelli : You said bad Stu!
Ernie : I know the names and you don't...
[Arguing continues]
Steve : Would you two stop it, goddammit! These are not baseball cards we're talking about here. These are heads! Human beings' heads!
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Steve : Can we answer that? It might be Charlie!
Ernie : It might be Charl...
Tommy Spinelli : Put it on speakerphone.
Steve : Hello?
Charlie : Steve!
Steve : [in unison with Ernie, sighs with relief] Oh, Charlie, thank God! Jesu-
[he is cut off by Tommy]
Tommy Spinelli : Listen to me, you a-hole! You got my heads an' I wan'em back! Y'understand?
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Tommy Spinelli : [to Steve and Ernie] I think it's time I got rid of you two and moved along.
[indicates with gun]
Tommy Spinelli : Come on. Come over here.
Steve : What? You can't just kill us! I mean, we're trying! We are trying...
Tommy Spinelli : [cuts Steve off] Trying? What are you talking about? What does this look like, the Special Olympics? I need the bag!
[waving gun]
Tommy Spinelli : Get over here!