Sweet Temptation (1996 TV Movie)
Meadow Sisto: Horizon
Quotes
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Jade Larson : I never wanna have kids. I wouldn't wanna bring'em into a world like this.
Horizon : Yeah, people are such pigs.
Jade Larson : That's an insult to animals. Pigs are good. They don't cut down all the trees or make bombs or put holes in the ozone layer.
Horizon : You know the guy that dyes my mom's hair, Richard? He has a pig his name is Wilma. You know what they used for his litter box? Kids plastic swimming pool.
Jade Larson : I happen to love pigs.
Horizon : Ugh, you know what's wrong with you? You need a little sex in your life.
Jade Larson : Maybe I've had a little sex in my life.
Horizon : Yeah? You have a secret lover or something?
Jade Larson : What if I told you I wasn't a virgin anymore?
Horizon : I would laugh right in your face.
Jade Larson : Fine. I won't bother tryin' to tell you anything anymore. What's the difference? I saw on TV, the sun's gonna explode and suck us all into the black hole. We probably won't live past twenty-one.
Horizon : You know that pig Wilma? She knocked Richard over when he was trying to get the fridge and gobbled up two pounds of bacon.
Jade Larson : Is that all you have to talk about is pigs?
Horizon : You're the one that loves them so much. Drink it fast! We can't bring it inside.
Jade Larson : I am. Ugh.
Horizon : Ugh! Well, hurry up! We're gonna miss all the action.
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Horizon : Do you ever just walk along and feel your legs rubbing against each other and get horny?
Jade Larson : No.
Horizon : Press them together when you walk and use someone sexy like your stepdad.
Jade Larson : You always say that, and he's not my stepdad. He's my mother's boyfriend.
Horizon : Think of his hands moving all over your body.
Jade Larson : His hands are on my mother. He's so young. It's embarrassing. Sometimes, she acts like she's twelve years old or something.
Horizon : I can kind of visualize 'em in bed.
Jade Larson : Awww! Yuck!
Horizon : Oh my God! His mouth! That mouth.
Jade Larson : It's sickening if you ask me. I just hate it when they're all over each other like that. Ugh, Friday. His kids will be sleeping with us again tonight. More brats to tend.
Horizon : I warned you. Summer school would've been better than being a counselor-in-training.
Jade Larson : It's the pits! I don't even get paid. Talk to you later.
Horizon : Bye-bye, baby.
Jade Larson : Bye.
Horizon : Bye.
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Jade Larson : Horizon.
Horizon : Jade. Where ya been?
Jade Larson : At my Dad's. They got a new baby.
Horizon : Oh my God. They're like rabbits.
Jade Larson : There's nothing wrong with rabbits.