Down Periscope (1996)
Harland Williams: Sonar
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Quotes
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Executive Officer Martin T. 'Marty' Pascal : Sonar Technician Second Class, E.T. Lovacelli, sir! Goes by the nickname "Sonar."
Lt. Comd. Dodge : Welcome aboard, Sonar.
"Sonar" Lovacelli : Uh, 'scuse me, sir. This is an actual Navy submarine? Not a float in a parade or something?
Lt. Comd. Dodge : Afraid so, Sonar.
"Sonar" Lovacelli : Huh... isn't that odd?
[he shuffles past Dodge and starts up the gangplank]
Lt. Comd. Dodge : [aside to Pascal] Don't tell me - deaf as Beethoven.
Executive Officer Martin T. 'Marty' Pascal : [whispering] Oh, no. Great ears, sir. Watch what you say around him, he hears everything. His last C.O. thought he was a security risk.
[at the top of the gangplank, Sonar turns around]
"Sonar" Lovacelli : [yells] Uh, excuse me, sir! I don't hear everything. And I'm quite trustworthy too.
Lt. Comd. Dodge : Right.
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"Sonar" Lovacelli : Approaching the bottom, sir. I can hear a couple of lobsters dukin' it out.
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"Sonar" Lovacelli : [Whispering, and pointing straight up] Sir, it's the Orlando. Someone just dropped 45 cents.
Lt. Comd. Dodge : Are you sure?
"Sonar" Lovacelli : Oh, yeah. A quarter and 2 dimes.
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Stepanek : Any way I can cause a problem?
"Sonar" Lovacelli : No. We're pretty well covered for now.
Stepanek : Shit.
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Seaman Nitro 'Mike' : Cool! Did we hit an iceberg?
"Sonar" Lovacelli : Off the coast of Virginia?
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Lt. Comd. Dodge : Hearing anything unusual, Sonar?
"Sonar" Lovacelli : Uh, nothing much, sir. Buckman's eating an Oreo up in the galley... Stepanak's taking a leak.
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[Dodge releases the men from active duty]
Lt. Comd. Dodge : [quietly to himself] Live it up guys, you earned it.
[from twenty yards away, Sonar turns back to the captain]
"Sonar" Lovacelli : [shouting back] Thank you, sir! I'll try not to over-do it!
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Lt. Comd. Dodge : [after evading the Orlando] Mr. Pascal, let's go to Charleston Harbor and blow something up.
Executive Officer Martin T. 'Marty' Pascal : Now we're talking.
"Sonar" Lovacelli : [concerned] Are we really gonna blow something up, sir?
Lt. Comd. Dodge : Oh no, Sonar. We just use flares.
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Lt. Comd. Dodge , Stepanek , "Sonar" Lovacelli , Planesman 1st Class Jefferson 'R.J.' Jackson , Seaman Buckman , Seaman Stanley 'Spots' Sylvesterson , Seaman Nitro 'Mike' : [singing] It's a short little walk bound for eternity/ Yo-ho and blow the man down.
Seaman Nitro 'Mike' : [Sinatraish] Blow that nutso kooky punk back downtown!