Uncle Ted : [to Brett, who is sulking because his dog Thor was sent to the pound] Come here.
[when Brett reluctantly comes to sit on his lap, Ted says with evil irony:]
Uncle Ted : There'll be other animals in your life.
Uncle Ted : [Said to running Janet, while transforming into a werewolf] Come back here, you stupid bitch.
Uncle Ted : [Completes transformation into a werewolf] Janeeeet...
Uncle Ted : [Said when Thor finds him wounded in the forest] Do it. Finish it.
[Thor kills him]
Uncle Ted : I can give myself a tetanus shot, Janet.
Uncle Ted : [to Thor] Do it. Finish it.
Janet : Ted?
Uncle Ted : Yes, Janet?
Janet : If I ask you a question, will you tell me the truth?
Uncle Ted : Of course.
Janet : Where's Marjorie?
Uncle Ted : Seattle.
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