It Takes Two (1995)
Mary-Kate Olsen: Amanda Lemmon, Alyssa Callaway
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Quotes
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Diane Barrows : Besides, you don't want to be an orphan forever.
Amanda Lemmon : So adopt me, why don't you!
Diane Barrows : They won't let me adopt you on my salary; besides, you deserve a mother *and* a father.
Amanda Lemmon : So, get a husband.
Diane Barrows : It's not like buying a car, you know.
Amanda Lemmon : I know. It's got to be that can't-eat, can't-sleep, reach-for-the-stars, over-the-fence, World Series kind of stuff, right?
Diane Barrows : Hey, a girl's got to have her standards.
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Amanda Lemmon : All this money and these people eat slugs?
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Amanda Lemmon : This orphan stuff is like growing up in the dog-pound. Everybody wants a puppy.
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Vincenzo : My god - you're *not* Alyssa!
Amanda Lemmon : Nope. Name's Amanda, put 'er there!
[shakes Vincenzo's hand]
Vincenzo : Identical strangers? Holy mackerel, that's amazing!
Amanda Lemmon : Yeah, and it's weird, too!
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Clarice Kensington : If you embarrass me in front of me in front of all these people, I'll make sure you never play anything, ever, again. Have I made myself clear?
Amanda Lemmon : [as Alyssa] Clear as glass.
[Drops her chewed escargot in Clarice's champagne glass]
Amanda Lemmon : In fact, I can see right through you.
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Frankie : Whoa! Check it out! Buckingham Palace!
Amanda Lemmon : [in a know-it-all tone] That's in London, brainless. It's the Callaway House.
Kid 2 : Nobody's lived there for years. It's haunted.
Amanda Lemmon : It's not, either!
Kid 3 : Ask anyone. Every full moon, Old Lady Callaway's ghost crosses the lake and eats one of the campers.
Amanda Lemmon : Yeah, right, and Santa Claus lives with the tooth fairy in Queens.
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Alyssa Calloway : How was the party?
Amanda Lemmon : Well, the good news is, Clarice is gone.
Alyssa Calloway : You did it!
Amanda Lemmon : The bad news is, she'll be back in a *week*.
Alyssa Calloway : Oh, you didn't.
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Diane Barrows : Told ya; third time's a charm...
Roger Callaway : Wait. All of this? This was *your* doing?
[Amanda and Alyssa smile]
Roger Callaway : Oh, it *was*, was it?
Roger Callaway : Well, girls, what do you have to say for yourselves?
Alyssa Calloway , Amanda Lemmon : [together] So kiss already!
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Amanda Lemmon : [as Alyssa] I'm just so terribly relieved that you're not... pissed.
Vincenzo : Pissed, miss?
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Diane Barrows : You're not a reject. It's just that, most people want to adopt...
Amanda Lemmon : Babies. I know.