- Michael Anderson: Here's to true love, and gainful employment. I think it was Elvis who said, "Happiness is made up of 3 things: Someone to love, something to do, and something to look forward to."
- Matthew Anderson: Actually, Mike, that was Marx. And that's "Reciprocal love, meaningful labor, and hope for the future."
- Michael Anderson: Well, who are you gonna' believe? Some revolutionary cheese-log, or the czar of Rock 'n' Roll? Elvis is everywhere!