- Clyde Parker: What are you doing, man?
- Gus Gilbert: [Mirroring Clyde's words and actions] I'm just fuckin' with ya'!
- Chase Matthews: [after he has shot Zowie the dog] What are you doing?
- Gus Gilbert: Well, I WAS building a doggy door.
- Gus Gilbert: Now I thought we were going to tone down on your flabby ass.
- Drew Gilbert: Hey, I'm so sorry I'm not the stud you are.
- [zipping up Clyde's corpse in a body bag]
- Gus Gilbert: Takin' you up the hill, Clyde-buddy. That's the way the Indians did it.
- Clyde Parker: [holding Jeff's cat] You ever seen a kitten run before?
- Jeff Matthews: Yeah.
- Clyde Parker: No, I mean REALLY run. Like this!
- [takes off]
- Gus Gilbert: Drew buddy, You have the right to remain silent, I'll bash your head in, You have the right to an attorney, You won't need one because you'll be dead, Do you understand these rights Drew buddy? Or are you just too fucking stupid?
- Drew Gilbert: Come on Clyde, just tell him where the cat is.
- Clyde Parker: I all ready told where the cat is, now SHUT UP DICK WAD... What? You gonna sic big bad old Gus on me?
- Gus Gilbert: Get your ass out here Drew Gilbert, front and center!
- Drew Gilbert: He is gonna kick my ass!