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[last lines]
Splinter : Were you seen?
Leonardo : Of course not, Master Splinter.
Donatello : We practiced Ninja.
Michaelangelo : [off camera] The art of invisibility.
[appears from behind Raph]
Splinter : [holds up the New York Post, with a front page picture of the turtles on stage, with the headline "Ninja Rap is Born!"] Practice harder.
[the turtles groan]
Splinter : Ten flips, now! And remember:
[quoting the song played at the show]
Splinter : "Go Ninja, go Ninja, go!" I made another funny!
[laughs]
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Splinter : Their world can never be ours.
Michaelangelo : Uh... Not even pizza?
Splinter : [after pause] Pizza's okay.
[the turtles sigh with relief]
Michaelangelo : Man, give a guy a heart attack.
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Splinter : You have youth, and I have experience. But only those who fight now have both.
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[about to leave April's apartment, having seen Raph's foot pretruding from behind the changing curtain and becoming suspicious about their weapons "she" has lying around]
Keno : One last thing, though. I think you might want to know about THIS!
[slams his foot on Raph's]
Raphael : ARGH!
[Raph comes out from behind the curtain]
Keno : It's you guys!
[cluthching his foot and being held back by Donny, Leo, and Mikey]
Raphael : Ah, ah! Let me hurt him. Please! Tell me I can hurt him! Please, please! Grr!
[Splinter puts his hand on Keno's shoulder]
Splinter : I think you'd better sit down.
[Keno sees Splinter and faints]
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Splinter : What troubles you, my son?
Donatello : I-I don't know. I just thought there would be more to it; to the ooze, to you know, us!
Leonardo : I know!
Donatello : I just always thought there would be something that... I thought we'd find out we were special.
Splinter : Do not confuse the professor's words with your current worth, my son.
Donatello : But I don't believe him! There's just got to be more to it!
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April O'Neil : Where's Splinter?
Leonardo : He's been on the roof ever since he saw your report.
April O'Neil : Doing what?
Splinter : Coming.
[appears in window]
Splinter : To a decision.
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Splinter : Michaelangelo, show the professor where he may rest.
Michaelangelo : Righty-o. This way, dude. It ain't the Hilton.
[opens subway car and they both look in]
Michaelangelo : Um, let's face it, you'd be better off staying at the Hilton.
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Splinter : We will not be here much longer.
April O'Neil : Oh no, no. You guys can stay here for as long as you want.
[the turtles cheer in enjoyment]
Splinter : No! We do not belong here, above.
Leonardo : Yes, Master Splinter!
Raphael : [Mockingly] Yes, Master Splinter.
[Leo and Raph begin to shove each other]
Splinter : Hai! Ten flips, now!
Raphael : Huh.
Splinter : [as Leo and Raph leave the kitchen] Go.