Get Smart, Again! (1989 TV Movie)
Kenneth Mars: Cmdr. Drury
Quotes
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[first lines]
Williams : Commander, it's Agent Beamish.
Cmdr. Drury : Verify.
Williams : [we see a skeleton X-ray] It's him sir.
Cmdr. Drury : Activate the door.
Beamish : [entering] What's up, sir?
Cmdr. Drury : The fate of the world, the president's blood pressure, and you. Sit down.
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Cmdr. Drury : The fate of the civilized world depends upon you.
Maxwell Smart : What about our side, sir?
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Cmdr. Drury : Smart, you appear to be in pretty good shape, do you work out?
Maxwell Smart : I jog one hundred miles every day! Would you believe it? One hundred miles!
Cmdr. Drury : I find that hard to believe.
Maxwell Smart : Would you believe fifty?
Cmdr. Drury : No!
Maxwell Smart : How about two push ups and a deep breath?
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Cmdr. Drury : They can produce acid rain, destroy all our crops, and pollute our water.
Maxwell Smart : [Incredulously] You mean they can do that better than we're doing it now?
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Beamish : What's up, sir?
Cmdr. Drury : The fate of the world, the President's blood presure and you! Sit down, sit down.
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Cmdr. Drury : [on phone] This is the single most important telephone call you will ever receive. The fate of the world depends upon you.
Maxwell Smart : [on shoephone] Could you hold that thought for a second sir, someone's coming.
[Max moves off as a coffin slides by]
Cmdr. Drury : He put the world on hold.
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Maj. Waterhouse : The Cone of Silence. It's an obsolete anti-bugging device.
Maxwell Smart : Well, it's not really obsolete, sir. as a matter of fact, I bought one at the Control garage sale, it's hanging over my bed.
Cmdr. Drury : Over your bed?
Maxwell Smart : I talk in my sleep.
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Cmdr. Drury : Now Smart, remember, KAOS will do everything in it's power to try to stop you. You'll be in imminent danger and constant jeopardy, facing death at every turn.
Maxwell Smart : And... loving it!
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Maxwell Smart : It's the old, old Trojan horse trick.
Cmdr. Drury : That could work... 99, are you sure this isn't your idea?
Agent 99 : No, it was Max's.