Get Smart, Again! (1989 TV Movie)
Barbara Feldon: 99
Quotes
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Maxwell Smart : Go to sleep, 99.
Agent 99 : I can't.
Maxwell Smart : Why not?
Agent 99 : You're sitting on me.
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Agent 99 : Oh Max, how horrible.
Maxwell Smart : Well he deserved it 99, he was nothing but a Kaos killer.
Agent 99 : Sometimes I wonder if we're any better Max.
Maxwell Smart : What are you talking about, 99? We have to kill and maim and destroy, we stand for everything that's good and fine and decent in the world.
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[last lines]
Maxwell Smart : 99, I love you better than the whole world. Would you believe it? The whole world.
Agent 99 : Yes Max, I believe it.
[they kiss]
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Agent 99 : You met the President! What's he like?
Maxwell Smart : Everything you'd expect him to be!
Agent 99 : Oh, I'm sorry to hear that.
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Agent 99 : Oh, Max. You let him get away. Did you get a look at his face?
Maxwell Smart : If that was his face he has a huge cleft in his chin!
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Maxwell Smart : Ok, I'll go in and you cover me.
Agent 99 : Max, I dont have a gun.
Maxwell Smart : Eh, ok, then you go in and I'll cover you.
Agent 99 : Max!
Maxwell Smart : Eh, I've got a gun for you, 99.
[pulls open elbow-patch, takes out mini-gun]
Maxwell Smart : Max this looks like a tootsie role with a trigger. What do you say when you use this, 'Put your finger up?'
Maxwell Smart : Well, it might not look like much, 99, but when you attach this noiser to it...
Agent 99 : Noiser?
Maxwell Smart : ...a bang becomes a boom.
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Agent 99 : Max, was that man from KAOS?
Maxwell Smart : How did you know, 99?
Agent 99 : Remember Gruvnik?
Maxwell Smart : Of course, Gruvnik the Spoiler!
Agent 99 : Right. In 1969 he was traded by KAOS to THRUSH for a rookie killer and two minor-league muggers. That man was Beademeyer, one of the muggers.
Maxwell Smart : Of course, I should've remembered his clammy hands.
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Maxwell Smart : It's the old, old Trojan horse trick.
Cmdr. Drury : That could work... 99, are you sure this isn't your idea?
Agent 99 : No, it was Max's.
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Agent 99 : Max, I can't believe me, I'm all butterflies. Do you realize how long it's been since we've done something this exciting together?
Maxwell Smart : What was wrong with Tuesday night?
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Agent 99 : Oh Max, I divulged too much. I didn't need to list all of your idiosyncrasies.
Maxwell Smart : My idiosyncrasies?
Agent 99 : Pages 127 to 145.
Maxwell Smart : Why couldn't you just write a diet book like everybody else?