April Fool's Day (1986)
Deborah Foreman: Muffy, Buffy
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Quotes
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Nikki : [reading magazine quiz] My first experience was A. Painful and degrading. B. Not so hot but I really cared about him. C. I was ready to try again. D. Wildly exciting, I had an orgasm.
Muffy : A and part of B.
Nikki : A, painful and degrading, not so hot but I really cared about him, awww that's so sweet!
Kit : I'll take B.
Nikki : Not so hot but I really cared about him. Was it Rob?
Kit : Uh, no it wasn't Rob. What about you, Niki?
Nikki : Um, A and D, painful and degrading, wildly exciting, I had an orgasm.
[they laugh]
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Muffy : We used to spend all our summers here before my mother died, this is a very special place to me.
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Nan : [about the table set with dolls at every setting] Just like Agatha Christie.
Chaz : And sporks.
Arch : Sporks?
Chaz : [mocking voice] And napkins with bunnies on 'em. Gee, Muff, you really spare no expense.
Muffy : Well now how do you think Daddy made his money?
Nikki : The old fashioned way, he inherited it.
Nan : [about the doll at her place] I used to have all her outfits.
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Kit : It's okay now, with the others, they were outside, but you...
Chaz : We're inside now, so we're safe.
Nan : It's all because of what happened at the ferry, isn't it?
Chaz : It was an accident! Christ! Don't they know that?
Arch : Muffy, where do you keep your guns?
Muffy : Guns? We don't keep guns in this house.
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Nan : Can I make a toast? Well, someone once said to me to cherish the friends you make in college.
Arch : I try to cherish *all* the friends I make.
Nikki : Stop it.
Nan : Because... they'll be the friends you cherish most for the rest of your life. So, here's to us and here's to my life, because I'm very glad to be here. And to be a part of all of you.
Kit : Muffy, anything you want to add to that?
Muffy : Why me?
Nikki : Because you're the hostess.
Muffy : Okay. In his Life of Johnson, Janus Boswell said 'We cannot predict the precise moment when friendships are formed, as in filling a vessel drop by drop, there is at last one which makes it run over. So in a series of kindnesses, there is at last one which makes the heart run over.' So, with this toast, may our hearts run over and our friendships be formed.
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Muffy : I'm not worried about those two, Skip and Arch, they're probably just playing some kind of stupid trick.