Just One of the Guys (1985)
Arye Gross: Willie
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Quotes
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[the English teacher questions Willie and Phil about not doing their homework]
English Teacher : Willie, will you give us a synopsis of 'Catcher in the Rye'?
Willie : [Willie first speaks in his alien language] 'Catcher in the Rye', a novel written by the Earthling Salinger that every adolescent Homo Sapien in America is forced to read.
English Teacher : You didn't read it, did you?
Willie : Our mission on your planet is to study human behavioral patterns.
Phil : Last night, we simulated a daily teenage ritual, homework avoidance. We consumed large quantities of fermented hops and were transformed into degenerate party animal head bangers.
[Willie laughs in his alien language]
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[Phil in the cafeteria talks to Willie about finding a weird life form with his imaginary meter]
Phil : [Phil makes the sound of the meter] I'm picking up curious life readings.
Willie : Is it human?
Phil : Unknown. It seems to be some sort of carbon-based douchebag.
[Phil holds the meter up with it alarming through his voice, as he sees that it's Greg Tolan]
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[the English teacher gives Willie and Phil a hard time about not reading Catcher in the Rye]
English Teacher : I don't care what planet you two are from, you've been pulling this routine for three years. You'll be here another year if you don't straighten out. I want that homework now!
Willie : The Earth woman seems so tense. Irritable. Too much coffee.
Phil : Not enough sex.
[as the two continue to talk in their alien language]