History of the World: Part I (1981)
Ron Carey: Swiftus
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Quotes
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Comicus : Have you heard of this new sect, the Christians? They are a laugh riot! First of all, they are so poor...
Swiftus : How poor are they?
Comicus : Thank you! They are so poor... that they only have *one* God!
[drumbeat, everyone laughs]
Comicus : But we Romans are rich. We've got a lot of gods. We've got a god for everything. The only thing we don't have a god for is premature ejaculation... but I hear that's coming quickly.
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Swiftus : Oh, you are nuts. N-V-T-S, nuts!