History of the World: Part I (1981)
Madeline Kahn: Empress Nympho
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Quotes
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Empress Nympho : Bob?
Bob : Yes, Your Highness?
Empress Nympho : Oh, Bob, do I have any openings that this man might fit?
Crowd : Whooooaaaaaaa!
Bob : Well, we could use another wine steward.
Josephus : I got a great corkscrew!
Crowd : Whoooaaaaaaa!
Josephus : Damn, this a hip crowd!
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Marcus Vindictus : Oh Nympho, I would do anything to gain your favor. How can I catch you? How can ensnare you? What bait must I use to catch your love? I am your servant!
Empress Nympho : Ah, but the servant waits, while the *master* baits!
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Empress Nympho : [to her litter bearers] Could you *please* step on the same foot at the same time! My tits are falling off!
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Empress Nympho : Virgins, put on your "no entry" signs! We are about to confront... guys!
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Josephus : [pouring the Empress some wine] Say when.
Empress Nympho : [she looks him up and down] 8:30.