- David: I want you to arrest me, you asshole!
- Bobby in Trafalgar Square: There's no call for that kind of language.
- David: Queen Elizabeth is a man! Prince Charles is a faggot! Winston Churchill was full of shit!
- Bobby in Trafalgar Square: That's enough.
- David: No! Let go of me!
- Alex: David, please!
- David: Shakespeare's French! Fuck! Shit! Cunt! Shit!
- Chess Player: There was this airplane over the Atlantic on its way to New York. It was full of men from the United Nations. So halfway over the ocean the engines run low on petrol so they have to lighten the plane. So they heave out all the baggage, but it's still too heavy. So they chuck out the seats, but it's still too heavy! Finally this Froggy steps up and shouts "Viva la France" and leaps out. Then an Englishman steps up and shouts 'God save the Queen!' and leaps out. But the plane is still too heavy. So the Yank delegate from Texas steps up, shouts, 'Remember the Alamo!' and chucks out the Mexican.
- Dart Player: Go. Stay on the road. Keep clear of the moors.
- David: Yeah. Thank you.
- Chess Player: Beware the moon, lads.
- [still discussing how David can kill himself in order to lift the curse]
- Harry Berman: A gun is good.
- Judith Browns: You just put the gun to your forehead and pull the trigger.
- Gerald Bringsley: If you put it in your mouth, then you'd be sure not to miss.
- David: Thank you, you're all so thoughtful.
- Jack: Now, I'm really sorry to be upsetting you, but I have to warn you.
- David: Warn me?
- Jack: We were attacked by a werewolf.
- David: [putting his hands over his ears] I'm not listening to this!
- Jack: On the moors, we were attacked by a lycanthrope, a werewolf. I was murdered, an unnatural death, and now I walk the earth in limbo until the werewolf's curse is lifted.
- David: Shut up!
- Jack: The wolf's bloodline must be severed; the last remaining werewolf must be destroyed. It's you, David.
- Gerald Bringsley: [accusing David of his murder] Whereas I am a victim of your carnivorous lunar activities.
- Nurse Susan Gallagher: I think he's a Jew.
- Alex: What makes you say that?
- Nurse Susan Gallagher: I've had a look.
- Alex: Hey, Susan, that wasn't very proper. Besides, it's common practice now.
- David: [sees Jack's reflection in bathroom mirror and shrieks] You're not real.
- Jack: Ah, don't be a putz, David. Come here.
- [motions, walks out of bathroom and looks inside bedroom door]
- Jack: A nurse, huh?
- David: [closes bedroom door] Shhh. Come on.
- [motions and walks to living room]
- David: What are you doing here?
- Jack: I wanted to see you.
- [picks up Mickey Mouse figure, moves its arm and uses high-pitched voice]
- Jack: Hi, David!
- David: Put that down! Okay, you've seen me. Now, go away.
- Jack: I'm sorry I'm upsetting you, David, but you don't understand what's going on.
- David: I understand all right. You're one of the "undead," and I'm a werewolf.
- Jack: Yes, that's right.
- David: Get out of here, Jack.
- Jack: Tomorrow night's the full moon. You're gonna change. You'll become...
- Jack: I know. I know. A monster.
- Jack: You've gotta kill yourself, David, before it's too late.
- David: Are you really dead, Jack?
- Jack: What do you think?
- David: I think I've lost my mind. I think you're not real. I think you're just another part of bad dream.
- Jack: You've gotta believe me David.
- David: Believe what? That tomorrow night, under the full moon, I'll sprout hair and fangs and eat people? Bullshit!
- Jack: Oh, goddammit, David, please believe me! You'll kill and make others like me. I'm not havin' a nice time here. You've gotta take your own life.
- David: I will not accept this. Go away.
- Jack: This is not pretend, David.
- David: I will not be threatened by a walking meatloaf!
- Taxi Driver: Puts you in mind of the days of the old demon barber of Fleet Street, don't it?
- Alex: Sorry?
- Taxi Driver: The murders.
- David: What murders?
- Taxi Driver: Haven't you heard? Last night... six of 'em. All in different parts of the city, all mutilated. He must be a real right maniac, this fella.
- David: I'm going to the police. Jack was right.
- Alex: Jack is dead!
- David: Jack is dead and six people are dead. There's gonna be a full moon tonight. I'm going to the cops.
- Alex: David, please be rational. Let's go to Dr. Hirsch.
- David: Yeah, be rational, sure. I'm a fucking werewolf, for Christ's sake!
- [first lines]
- Truck Driver: That way is Proctor, and over here is the moors. I go this way.
- Jack: Thanks for the ride, sir. You have lovely sheep.
- Truck Driver: Boys, keep off the moors, stick to the roads. The best to ya...
- David: Thanks again.
- [then to the sheep]
- David: We'll miss you.
- David: Bye girls...
- David: How could there have been witnesses? It was so dark. We were running, and I fell and Jack went to help me up, and this thing came from nowhere. I don't know what they're talking about.
- Sean's Wife: [looking out the window as the werewolf kills two people] Sean, I think there are some hooligans in the park again.
- David: [David has returned to Alex's flat wearing a womans coat] Good Morning. I'm freezing.
- Alex: David. Where on earth have you been.
- David: [excited] Alex you wont believe this. I have lost my mind. I woke up at the zoo.
- Alex: The zoo?
- David: [confused] What did I do last night?
- Alex: You don't remember?
- David: Well I remember seeing you to the door and waving goodbye, and getting locked out of the flat and coming in through the front window, I started to read then I woke up naked at the zoo.
- Dr. J. S. Hirsch: If I survived Rommel, I can survive another excruciating evening with Roger Matheson.
- Dr. J. S. Hirsch: You'll be leaving this hospital in three or four days. Please, remain sane. At least until you're no longer our responsibility.
- Dr. J. S. Hirsch: I'm certain if there were a monster roaming around northern England, we'd have seen it on the telly.
- David: I think Debbie Klein is a mediocre person with a good body.
- Jack: There is nothing mediocre about Debbie Klein's body.
- David: She's a jerk!
- Jack: You're talking about the woman I love.
- David: I'm talking about a girl you want to fuck, so give me a break.
- Jack: Alright. Well, I have to make love to her. It's really very simple. She has not choice.
- David: You know, it just fascinates me how much energy you spend on somebody so dull.
- Jack: There's nothing dull - about that body.
- David: We've known Debbie - what? Since the 8th grade? How many years of foreplay is that?
- Jack: She says she likes me too much.
- David: I don't know why I feel so good. I haven't felt this good in a long time! You know, my body feels great! I feel like an athlete. Let's go back to your place for a quickie, huh?
- Alex: Perhaps you'd like to watch the telly, whilst I take a shower.
- [next scene: Alex and David kissing in the shower]
- Dr. J. S. Hirsch: Sister Hobbs said, there's a disturbance in Piccadilly Circus involving some sort of mad dog.
- Alex: David.
- Alex: Remember I'm just a working girl, so don't expect too much.
- David: Do you live by yourself?
- Alex: Yes.
- David: Good.
- Alex: There's a shop on the corner, we'll get some food.
- David: [Inside store at checkout] This suffs expensive.
- Alex: It's outrageous. My pay can't possibly keep up with inflation.
- David: How do you live?
- Alex: Carefully.