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Quotes
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Tom : What's the most frightening building in London?
Colin : Great Ormond Street Hospital for Children.
Tom : I believe you're right.
Nancy Jones : What's that?
Colin : Great Ormond Street Hospital for Children.
Nancy Jones : That's nice. That's true. That's a nice thing to say.
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Colin : At 13, were you promiscuous?
Tom : We're all of us, more or less, sexual failures.
Colin : Well, Tolen isn't a sexual failure.
Tom : Well, he needed 5 hours a day, he says.
Colin : Well then he can't be a sexual failure, can he? He can't be a sexual failure? Well, he can't be a sexual failure having it 5 hours a day, can he?
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[of Tolen's "rough play" with women]
Tom : Just think of what you could do with a real whip, Tolen. A real whip.
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Tom : In Walt Disney's early films, there were cows and the censors cut the udders out. Yeah. So, he - so, he put brassieres on 'em. Imagine. Well, Jersey cows wear brassieres, it's true. Jersey cows wear brassieres - there's something wrong there, you know. Cows shouldn't need brassieres. Human beings need 'em; because, they stand upright. They used to go on all fours and they hung downwards - vertically. But, now they stand upright and it puts on a terrible strain.
[Nancy giggles]
Tom : Alright. Alright, but, it's true.
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Tom : As you know, any organ not in constant use atrophies. So, the jaw began to shrivel and shrivel and - and so, drop off. Not that you need worry about anything like that.
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Tolen : He's a sexual incompetent!
Nancy Jones : What's that?
Tom : Not good at it.
Nancy Jones : No good? Get on. He's marvelous. He raped me.