- (To Bobby "The Brain" Heenan) "Will you stop?!"
- After the end of each match: "Stick a fork in 'im; he's done!"
- (On a television program as "Gorilla Monsoon" being asked about his real name.) It took me years to become Gorilla Monsoon. I'm not about to blow that in ten seconds
- I was a physical education major at Ithaca, and the only thing I regret about becoming a professional wrestler is that I missed the opportunity to teach youngsters.
- (Questioned on why he left teaching to become a professional wrestler) "Of course, there aren't many $100,000-a-year teachers."
- It's pandemonium!
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