A Low Down Dirty Shame (1994)
Keenen Ivory Wayans: Shame
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Quotes
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Shame : Ooh, silk drawers and a red tie. I gotta wear these together! Get off me ladies. I hear those ladies callin' my name, 'Shame, Shame!' Leave me alone, stop tuggin' at my silk drawers, don't love me like you do!
Peaches Jordan : Are you makin' fun of me?
Shame : Hell, yeah!
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Bernard : Yoo-hoo Wayman.
Wayman : Hey Bernard.
Shame : Excuse me, who's this?
Wayman : This is Bernard and what's wrong with you?
Shame : "The Bernard"?
Bernard : Yes it's me.
Shame : Homewrecker. He's with me.
Wayman : Shame. I can't believe you just.
Shame : You are my stuff and you know it girl.
Bernard : Stuff?
Wayman : Bernard he's lying. Don't believe him.
Shame : Oh you did not say that last night when we was in bed together girl.
Bernard : You slept with him? You slut!
Shame : Save your tears honey you never had a chance. Coffee's good with cream, but better when it's black.
Bernard : Don't you ever call me again. And for you Mr. Coffee, if you like a little steamed milk with your double expresso, I'm your man.
Wayman : Bernard I'm sorry. I'll call you.
Bernard : Shame why did you do that?
Shame : If you help me find this girl, I'll call and tell him it was a joke.
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Peaches Jordan : This is Fremi.
Shame : "Frem-may".
Peaches Jordan : This is "Frem-me", with an "I", not an "E".
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Shame : I'll go take me a shower and pretend that I didn't wake up in "The Crying Game"!
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Shame : Salt-N-Pepa must had a garage sale.
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Bernard : [after Shame lies about him and Wayman] He's lying! Don't believe him, Bernard. Don't believe him.
Shame : Oh, you didn't say that last night when we was in bed together, girl!
Bernard : You *slept* with him? You *slut*!
[slaps Wayman senseless]
Wayman : Bernard?
Shame : Save your tears, honey, you never had a chance! Coffee's good with cream but better when it's black!
Bernard : Don't you ever, *ever* call me again. And you "Mr. Coffee", if you like some steamed milk with your double espresso, I'm your man!
Wayman : Bernard, I'm sorry! I promise I'll call you.
Bernard : [simultaneously] Don't sorry me, Wayman!
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Peaches Jordan : You remember when we first met.
Shame : Yeah. I busted you stuffin' CD's in your underwear.
Peaches Jordan : Well, whatever. I liked you. And I was only 16 and I knew it wouldn't work. Now, I'm 22 going on 23. Can't you see how much I've grown?
Shame : You mean you ain't wearin' that trainer no more?
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Shame : [to Chun Yung Fat] You. Nice and slow, toss those over to me.
[Chun Yung Fat throws the bag of diamonds between Shame and the Mob Boss' Bodyguard]
Shame : [to the bodyguard] Now, if I bend down to pick those up, are you gonna try to kill me?
Shame : [He doesn't reply, so Shame takes off the bodyguard's sunglasses] Come on... be honest.
Mob Boss' Bodyguard : Fucking-a right. I'm gonna kill your ass!
[Shame kicks him in the balls]
Mob Boss : [to the bodyguard] You stupid fuck!
Shame : Say hi to Arnold!
[Knocks the bodyguard out]