Grease (1978)
Sid Caesar: Coach Calhoun
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Quotes
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Coach Calhoun : [Danny is trying out for wrestling and smoking a cigarette] All right, let's trying cutting it to two packs a day. Now, you have to change.
Danny : Well, yeah. That's why I'm here, ya know? To change.
Coach Calhoun : No, I mean your clothes.
Danny : Oh.
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Coach Calhoun : [after Danny has failed at wrestling, basketball, and baseball] Well, you know, there are a lot of other sports that don't require any physical contact.
Danny : Oh, yeah? Like what?
Coach Calhoun : Like, uh... track!
Danny : Whaddaya mean, like running?
Coach Calhoun : Not just running! Something that needs endurance! Something that needs stamina! Like, long-distance running! Cross-country running!
Danny : That could be cool.
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Coach Calhoun : [reading list of dance rules] All couples must be boy-girl.
Putzie : Too bad, Eugene!
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Principal McGee : [continuing with dance rules] Anyone doing tasteless or vulgar movements will be disqualified
Rizzo : Well, that leaves us out!
Coach Calhoun : Let's keep it clean, people. Let's keep it clean.