samkalatsky Reviews

Plastic Man: Empire of Evil/Bye Bye Biplane/The Creepy Creature Caper/The Sinister Plan of Lizard Man/The Corruptible Carrotman/Beach Bum's Crime Wave (1979) Season 1, Episode 8

WOW ummmmmm offensive?

[1/10 · 13 November 2023]

THIS EPISODE REALLY HAD THE AUDACITY TO OFFEND ME LIKE THAT. Just the horrors and disturbing scenes this episode had brought me back to Vietnam. Bye bye biplane really took me back to those days with them shooting down a plane and everyone screaming and crying and the plane crashed in Vietnam and the people who crashed got stuck in the war. Plastic man saved one child and the child was crying about his family being dead. My PTSD went crazy during this. I just want to talk about one more scene but all these episodes are super offensive, terrible and graphic. The creepy creature caper was also just terrible where this baby was trying to escape and stretch out of his mommies tummy. Plastic man loses his sanity because of hula hulas bad luck and goes into the Mommies nose and absorbs the baby and rips himself out from the inside. This was just terrible because this is something my cousin had to go through and my whole family has trauma from it.

Great job Plastic man you ruined my life.

The Marvels (2023)

WOW! this movie really was a Marvel!!!

[10/10 · 11 November 2023]

I have have not said this since 2022 when my favorite movie Morbius came out, BUT THIS MOVIE WAS SO GOOD THEY HAD ME WANTING MORB. I thought Morbius was Marvels last good movie and Marvels peak but this movie made me Morb around the theater one more time and it was great! When the movie was over the whole theater got up and started spinning because it was very spectacular. This movie may be my favorite movie but Morbius might still be better due to the choreography in its fights. When the Marvels ended milk shot out of my nose and stuff.

This Movie is truly represents Marvels mission which is to make not great movies but fantastic movies for their fans. The story was immaculate but I do not want to really spoil anything because the story is incredible. I cannot understand why people are rating this movie bad because it was incredible and I just think people are jealous that they can't make a better movie than this. I booked a ticket for everyday of the week so I can watch this movie again. Kamala Harris (Ms. Marvel) was a really good character and had good chemistry with captain marvel. My only criticism is that the movie is not one minute longer because I feel like they rushed it by not giving us that extra minute of movie. The story was creative and only intelligent minds would be able to follow and understand which might be another reason why people are rating this movie bad.

The villain was basically the next Morbius and is my second favorite villain of all time Morbius is just a little bit better.

They need to higher Nia Dacosta as the official Marvel director because she did an incredible job and i'd like to see a sequel to this movie but with Morbius in it because that would give us even morb.

Truly what a marvelous movie they have made. I am impressed.

IT'S MORBIN TIME!!!

Plastic Man: Superstein/Bad News Snooze/The Rickety Robbery/Dr. Lupiter and the Thing From Jupiter/Dogmaster/Coach Crime's Big Play (1979) Season 1, Episode 5

WOW what a WOW show! Don't know if I will be watching this again

[10/10 · 22 August 2023]

Unlike many other super hero shows and episodes this one has heart. First of all super stein is super mine. He is my favorite villian now and id love to see him in the upcoming superman movie. The cgi was incredible in this episode for the time. In this episode Dr. Lupter wants to recycle plastic man for polluting the planet. Plastic man doesn't want to get recycled so he holds a gun to doctor Lupters head. BUT THE SHOW IS G. So instead plastic man throws his gun away and says I cant shoot him cuz the show is G. Doctor lupter then slips on the gun and faints we can assume he got brain damage from that cuz he said whats that ooze coming out of my head. Dr Lupter slipping on the gun shows the true heart of the show because plastic man is not able to punch people and NOT actually use his powers so instead he has the enemies slip on things. I found this boss battle very creative and fun. I dont want to spoil anything but plastic man fires Hula Hula as his friend after his bad luck made plastic man trip. Plastic man said that I was only your friend for your good looks. In the end plastic man gives a very powerful and strong message which made milk shoot out of my nose and impacted me. Don't Hula Hoop with Hula Hula.

I dont know if I can watch this again from the insane adrenalin rush and emotion this put me through. I don't want to watch this again also because I don't want to ruin the amazeeness of this episode. WHAT A WOW EPISODE.

Surf's Up 2: WaveMania (2016 Video)

Yooooo Whats up my Dudeees surfs up and enjoy this WOW reveiw

[10/10 · 24 July 2023]

As a kid or adult this movie is anyone's dream. There is John Cena as a penguin and a Homer Simpson cameo. It made me feel like the WWE were actually penguins in real life. I can see why they picked the WWE to turn into penguins, ITS BECAUSE JOHN CENA AND THE ROCK'S BALD HEAD LOOKS LIKE PENGUINS. There are high stakes where like I kind of almost felt like I was going to drown into the ocean. Oh yeah and that scary looking man named Cody with his three sister wives who was yelling at anyone with the blond slightly curly long hair was an awesome villian. He started out nice but than turned mean and took wrestling lessons for like 2 episodes started wanted to fight the John Cena and his other side kicks. Cody is a Mormon he has beliefs it impacts his character because that's why he has sister wives. HE DOES PLOIGAMY but he is started to doubt the belief in it. The penguins find Cody mean and they have to train the main character penguin (his name is probably a name) he has to fight the villain Cody with his buff penguin friends stacked on steroids' that do wrestling to teach Cody a lesson on being nice to other and sharing. I found this movie very good at the end there is an epic finally with rocks, and lightning everywhere, and someone may or may not die. If I could I would give it an 10.1 out of 10.1 WOW what a movie. Also the people hating on this movie are a little bit wrong and I strongly disagree with their opinions.

Asteroid City (2023)

Wow what outerspace there movie

[10/10 · 21 June 2023]

I saw someone in the movie theater that really wanted to watch this so it is probably a good movie. The person was like WOW there is Scarlett Johanson and the actor from shrek in this movie. So then like the weather is nice and like I don't have much to say about this because I didnt watch it but it deserves 10 stars if it got someones attention in theaters. If the person I am talking about is reading this than wassup. I am just trying to make small talk until I write down enough. So my favorite actor is Mountain man#2 from fear the forest aka(Bill Kalatsy) So I recommend you check out my reveiw and hire Bill Kalatsky because he will be the next big thing.

Fear the Forest (2009)

WOW Mathew Bora knew what he was doing when he hired Mountain Man#2

[10/10 · 24 May 2023]

This movie has pretty bad graphics and is low budget but Mountain Man#2 makes it feel HD. Bill Kalatsky said he would deliver and he did as mountain Man#2. He carried such emotion and so much character that he should be the next Hollywood super star. I would personally love to act by his side in a movie. BILL KALATSKY IS MY IDOL he is not just a prodigy but a legend. Please hire this man in more movies because everyone would watch his incredible performance. I'd recommend this movie just to watch Mountain Man#2.

Fanmio should hire him so his fans can talk to him one on one. Lets give one more shoutout to Mathew Bora for hiring this absolute legend of a man.

The Simpsons: Lisa's Belly (2021) Season 33, Episode 5

incredible episode filled with one laugh

[10/10 · 16 May 2023]

Everyone is mentioning how good the water park scene is and let me tell you why, It had the first joke in Simpsons history that made me laugh 4 minutes straight. It sounds like I am faking it but I promise I am not I laughed to the point of tears coming out of my eyes. The joke was Homer didn't know the name of his childhood water park got changed and Marge told him I told you earlier that they changed it and in a really funny way Homer said that's the problem with you Marge your always kidding around. It is so funny you need to watch the clip to understand it and it is at the very start of the episode. Either I was really over tired or the joke is just hilarious, Give my review a thumbs up if you think the joke is hilarious. I praise this scene as the best Simpsons scene and really carried the terrible plot of the episode to make it good.

The Simpsons: Pin Gal (2023) Season 34, Episode 17

WOW episode of the lifetime

[10/10 · 13 April 2023]

Here is the deal, THIS IS THE BEST EPISODE OF THE SIMPSONS YET. This shows a big turn around for the show. We get to see Marge and Homer have ups and downs in their relationship which we don't get to see that often. Homer and marge have a plot twist where the bowling pins are actually WOW. I am a former critic and I know what is a good episode when I see one and this one has great character building. Two things incredible happen we get to see how Edna died and why the simpsons are yellow. I can see how this episode won the award for most likely to change someones life. I liked the part where Bart killed milhouse.

Amazing episode and a incredible turn around for the show, WOW.

Ryan's Mystery Playdate: Ryan's Super Playdate/Ryan's Tricky Playdate (2019) Season 1, Episode 3

The other 10 star Review is right this really is Wow

[10/10 · 29 November 2022]

Literally,

I always dreamed of the sickest crossover with Ryan and captain man from Henry danger. It is a very humorous episode the challenges are freaking movie budget. I almost thought Ryan wasn't CGI in the laser action scenes.

This is Sick baby, oh yeah.

I think actor parents are very good and treat Ryan like a son they should adopt him cuz Ryan's real parents can't be that good and cool.

I honestly wasn't sure who it will be until I saw the mask.

I will quote myself when I figured it out.

"FREAKING COOL, THIS IS SWEET"

when captain man came out of that chamber thing that they have to wait in all episode I felt like this was too good for this planet I don't deserve a crossover like this. A magical feeling episode 100,000,00,000,002/10 hands down.

Every episode I be like who will it be it's a mystery.