Family Guy (TV Series)
The Simpsons Guy (2014)
Dan Castellaneta: Homer Simpson, Santa's Little Helper, Krusty the Clown, Grampa Simpson, Barney Gumble, Hans Moleman, Mayor Quimby, Blue-Haired Lawyer, Squeaky-Voiced Teen, Kodos
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Quotes
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Peter Griffin : [Homer strangles Peter] Ow, what the hell? That really hurts.
Homer Simpson : No, it doesn't. I do it to my son all the time.
Peter Griffin : You strangle your son? That's insane! No wonder he's fat and stupid and masturbates all the time.
Homer Simpson : That's *your* son!
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Peter Griffin : [soaring across Springfield Gorge in a UFO] We're gonna make it!
Homer Simpson : Trust me, we're not.
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Peter Griffin : [after Homer drinks some Pawtucket Patriot Ale] That's pretty good, right?
Homer Simpson : No.
Peter Griffin : Huh?
Homer Simpson : It's not good. This beer tastes exactly like Duff. It's just a lousy ripoff!
Peter Griffin : Hey, whoa whoa whoa! It's not a ripoff of Duff! It may have been inspired by Duff, but I... I like to think it goes in a different direction.
Homer Simpson : No, this is just the same as Duff, but, like, worse.
Peter Griffin : Hey, come on, now, this is my favorite beer you're talkin' about. Hell, I work for the company. It's my livelihood.
Moe Szyslak : [snatches the bottle of beer] Oh, yeah? Well, your livelihood is based on fraud. Look at this!
[rips the Pawtucket Patriot Ale off the label revealing a Duff label]
Moe Szyslak : Huh?
Homer Simpson : [gasps] It is Duff!
[to Peter]
Homer Simpson : Your beer is in big trouble! You can't just slap a new label on something and call it your own!
Peter Griffin : Well, maybe Duff should be in trouble for... You know, not being that great.
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Homer Simpson : [making friends with Peter] I think we're going to get along just okay.
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Homer Simpson : If we're gonna find your car, we've got to think like a car. So let's fill up at that gas station.
[a few moments later, they're both woozy from drinking gasoline]
Peter Griffin : I feel sick.
Homer Simpson : Keep drinking. I prepaid forty bucks.
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Homer Simpson : [End of 'chicken fight' and ready to drop a boulder on Peter's head] Say 'hello' to Maude Flanders.
Peter Griffin : [notices UFO is dislodging and going to fall on Homer] No. You say 'hello' to Muriel Goldman.
Homer Simpson : Who?
[UFO falls and smashes Homer into the ground. Peter walks into the sunset through Springfield Gorge]
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Krusty the Clown : I'm a Jewish clown.
Mort Goldman : Me too.
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Bart Simpson : Yeah, I'm looking for a friend. Last name Keebum, first name Lee.
Moe Szyslak : Hang on, I'll check. Hey guys do I got a Lee Keebum? Come on look at the stools, is there a Lee Keebum? Somebody check the rear I know I got a Lee Keebum.
Barney Gumble : Then you probably shouldn't be handling food.
[everybody starts laughing]