Dragon Hunters (2008)
Dave Wittenberg: Hector
Quotes
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[Lian-Chu and Gwizdo sit by the campfire. Gwizdo is sulking]
Lian-Chu : What's the matter, Gwizdo? Are you mad?
Gwizdo : You think, that for once, you could take your job seriously? It's always the same old circus, Lian-Chu. All you do is clown around for the peanut gallery.
Lian-Chu : But I don't do it on purpose.
Gwizdo : [scoffing] Yeah, it's a blimey good thing too. Why, pray tell, do you think these hicks never pay?
Lian-Chu : Because they've got no money?
Gwizdo : No! They rip us off because you're not credible!
Lian-Chu : What does credible mean?
Gwizdo : I dunno, eh...
[He grabs Hector by the arm]
Gwizdo : We'll take Hector here, for example. Hector, with his big fangs and all that fur, well, he's credible. And that's why the hicks are scared of him, you get it?
[Lian-Chu looks puzzled and shrugs]
Gwizdo : You don't get it.
[He absent-mindedly drops Hector]
Gwizdo : Hey, look. A dragon hunter who's credible makes the whole earth shake when he walks, right? Like, boom, boom, ba-boom, boom, boom, ba-boom, huh?
[Hector laughs]
Hector : Stupid.
[Gwizdo smacks Hector upside the head]
Gwizdo : And if he has to, he smacks his debtors a couple of times. Bim! Bam! Fork over the money! You get the picture?
Lian-Chu : Hitting clients? That's being credible?
[Gwizdo sighs, annoyed]
Gwizdo : Another example.
[He picks up a bag Lian-Chu knitted]
Gwizdo : You think it's credible? A dragon hunter who likes to knit?
Lian-Chu : But I tore a hole in my...
[Gwizdo snatches Lian-Chu's knitting]
Gwizdo : YOU GOT MANDULAR BOOGERS ON THE BRAIN OR WHAT? YOU KNUCKLEHEAD, KNITTING'S SOMETHING OLD LADIES DO!
[Lian-Chu stands up and raises an arm as though he were about to punch Gwizdo in the face. Gwizdo cowers. Instead, Lian-Chu snatches back his knitting]
Lian-Chu : It was my mother who taught me.
[He storms off]