The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air (1990–1996)
DJ Jazzy Jeff: Jazz
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Quotes
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Jazz : I'm starvin'. When do we eat here?
Phillip Banks : *We* eat here later, *you* eat here never.
Jazz : [looking Phillip up and down] Looks like *you* eat here *often*.
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Jazz : Happy birthday, Mr Banks! Heard you had quite a soirez last night. That's French for shindig.
Phillip Banks : What's French for 'unwelcome guest'?
Jazz : [handing him a gift] Brought this for you.
Jazz : [takes it, touched] They're false teeth.
Jazz : [Philip is slightly offended] They were my grandma's. She don't need them no more.
Jazz : [Philip drops it in disgust and stares up at him] I know that look.
Jazz : [Philip stands up] You're not getting any younger.
Jazz : [Philip grabs him] This isn't good for your back.
Jazz : [to Will] I brought this on myself.
Jazz : [cut to the front of the house and Jazz is thrown out] AAAHHH!
Will : Man, Uncle Phil, you beat your own record by like ten feet!