Bye Bye Birdie (1963)
Paul Lynde: Harry McAfee
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Quotes
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Doris McAfee : You know these adolescents! Kim'll lose face!
Harry McAfee : And if I don't get him out that's not all she'll...
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[Birdie opens a can of beer, which sprays on Mr. McAfee]
Harry McAfee : That's my favorite brand.
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Harry McAfee : The next time I have a daughter, I hope it's a boy!
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[after Kim has dyed her hair]
Harry McAfee : You dare defy your mother?
Kim McAfee : Well, it's my hair.
Harry McAfee : Not till you're 21!
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Harry McAfee : No matter how many millions I make selling Speed-Up, I'll still be the same humble, lovable guy I always was. And if any of those hicks try to push me around, I'll break 'em.
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Harry McAfee : Nice? Heh HEH! I know that show business crowd - probably living in sin.
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Randolph MacAfee : I respect ya, Papa!
Harry McAfee : I don't want your respect! Who wants respect from a ten-year-old kid?
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Kim McAfee : Harry, do you have a cigarette? I've run out.
Harry McAfee : So have I, how 'bout my pipe?
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Harry McAfee : You kids go home before I sick the constable on ya! Go on! Get that carnival off my front lawn! I'll show them who's boss. Harry McAfee's not going to be pushed around by any roll-n-rocker!
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Harry McAfee : I've changed my mind. My daughter is not going to be publicly kissed by that - that wiggler!
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Harry McAfee : Now, hear this. I have decided that bunch of grafters is getting out of here! That is the unshakable decree that I have made as head of this household. So you go upstairs and tell them.
Doris McAfee : Me? How can I tell Mr. Peterson and that nice Miss DeLeon?
Harry McAfee : Nice? I know that show business crowd - probably living in sin.
Doris McAfee : Harry Lionel McAfee!
Harry McAfee : I never told you, but one summer I worked with the circus. Oh, those midgets, wild!
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Harry McAfee : Me? On Ed Sullivan?
Doris McAfee : Oh, I'd die! What would I wear?
Harry McAfee : Gee, Ed Sullivan. He's my favorite human. That's why I decided to let Kim go on in the first place. Me? On the Ed Sullivan Show?
[singing]
Harry McAfee : Ed Sullivan.
[speaking]
Harry McAfee : Me, Harry McAfee appearing with
[singing]
Harry McAfee : Ed Sullivan.
Harry McAfee , Doris McAfee : [singing] Ed. Ed Sullivan.
Harry McAfee , Doris McAfee , Kim McAfee : Ed. Ed Sullivan.
Randolph MacAfee : Ed Sullivan. Ed Sullivan.
Harry McAfee , Doris McAfee , Kim McAfee , Randolph MacAfee : Ed. Ed. Sull. Sull. Ed Sullivan. Ed Sullivan. We're gonna be on, Ed Sullivan.
Doris McAfee , Kim McAfee : How could any family be, Half as fortunate as we.
Harry McAfee , Doris McAfee , Kim McAfee , Randolph MacAfee : We'll be coast to coast, With out favorite host, Ed Sullivan. Ed Sullivan! Ed Sullivan! We're gonna be on Ed Sullivan!
Harry McAfee : [speaking] I've got a wonderful wife, two swell kids, a good business, and now this.
Harry McAfee , Doris McAfee , Kim McAfee , Randolph MacAfee : [singing] Someday we'll recall, The greatest day of all!
Harry McAfee : [speaking] Ed, I love you.
Harry McAfee , Doris McAfee , Kim McAfee , Randolph MacAfee : [singing] Ed Sullivan!
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Kim McAfee : How do you like it? Isn't it exciting?
Doris McAfee : No! No! No! I told you not to dye your hair!
Kim McAfee : Oh, but I wanted to! Isn't it a gas?
Harry McAfee : You dare defy your mother?
Kim McAfee : But it's my hair.
Harry McAfee : Not till you're 21.
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Harry McAfee : If Eisenhower couldn't handle the Russians, how is Albert gonna talk to them?
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Harry McAfee : I'd go in there with ya if I weren't a happy family man and not allowed to enjoy myself.
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Harry McAfee : I promise you one thing, Snookums. No matter how many millions I make sellin' "Speed Up", I'll still be the same, humble, lovable guy. And if any of those hicks try to push me around, I'll break 'em.