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Indiana Jones and the Dial of Destiny (2023)
A bad end for the indiana jones series.
Well the movie started out excellent with the de-aging or CGI scenes?, then took a straight nose dive where the female lead comes into play, just terrible character choices, "Indiana Jones" which this movie is named after, the character just takes a back seat to the female lead, Jones part could have been cut out completely since she was able to do everything he could include understanding the old language, she drives most of the movie, Jones rarely has much input as the female lead says where to go and what to do next, with Jones just following along or siting in the background, the kid also didn't have much of a role either, and we don't learn much about him.
I thought Harrison Ford could carry the part perfectly, and a support character, that somehow becomes the lead actor was just unnecessary and ruined the whole Indiana Jones experience for me, I don't care she played the lead role but remember this is Indiana Jones, not Nancy Drew, like i said they could have cut Jones role and made this her own movie but to cash in on the Indiana Jones lineup was a poor choice as we really don't see much Jones action.
All said I liked the story, disliked the characters, two conflicting lead roles ruined the movie, I'll just pretend this is not part of the Indiana Jones series..
The Last of Us: Long, Long Time (2023)
Waste of an episode.
Absolutely terrible episode, the first 10 minutes were good showing him surviving and fortifying the town, somewhere later in the episode showed him trading with joel before, these two scenes were importaint bits that had some bearing on the story, this episode could have been cut down to 15 minutes, the rest was boring and generally dumb like the fighting scene where he is standing in the road, this episode could of been a spin off series it had no bearing on the plot or any further meaning over the next 2 episodes, these charactors got nearly more screen time then tess or joels brother and daugther.
Hopefully future episodes will stay true to the game otherwise there are plenty of other series to watch.
Last Survivors (2021)
Terrible
It started off good with premise of wars and hiding in the woods, but quickly become highly predictable, then it just became stupid and aggravating *pretty much when silverstone (or character) came into the movie.
Anyways avoid this movie I was fooled by fake reviews you don't have to be.
3/10 for steady camera work and the scenery.
Last Night in Soho (2021)
Excellent Movie
Wasn't sure what to think when the movie first started, but it got really good and the acting is perfect, all the characters fit their parts perfectly, Thomasin McKenzie, and. Anya Taylor-Joy deserve some type of award for their acting and overall performances.
I highly recommend.
8/10.
No Time to Die (2021)
3 hours of bland
Another bland soulless shell of a movie, script is so PC this movie could of been rated G, no one has a personality, everyone has bland face.
Then the action scenes are trash, typical invincible hero who stands in the open and everyone else is a case of bad ai that can't aim or drive.
We now have two 007 agents, the other agent served no purpose in the movie except for someones agenda - seriously what role did she have that changed any outcome typical last minute addition to serve an agenda.
I give it a 4 just for the cinematography and scenery.
Jungle Cruise (2021)
Good movie
Sad they had to throw some quick political statements in (like the gay brother), his part could of been cut completely with no effect on the film, other then that it was pretty enjoyable.
F9 (2021)
Clearly some directors / writers are confusing this for xXx
I think what we have here is a xXx script they had laying around and accidentally put the F9 title on it, how this franchise got so off course I don't know but it did somehow.
I like how even the actor recognized they were invincible maybe they can re-spawn like in Jumanji.......(spoiler for next movie???? )
anyways felt more like a video game then a movie.
I really can't recommend unless you like meaningless cgi action sequences.
2/10.
Black Widow (2021)
Too many female characters
The movie was entertaining but had way to much drama including a scene in the middle which just dragged on for awhile, we basically have 2 black widows, Scarlett Johansson didn't really even need to be in the movie since Florence Pugh was obviously the target for the main character in upcoming movies and this was a good way to introduce her (as we know Scarlett Johansson character didn't make it though the last avengers movie), and the ending credit movie already gave it away Yelena going to team up with the boyfriend (hawkeye) and find a way to bring her back (Movie or TV series), Whoops obvious spoiler for the next movie.
But anyways this movie was horribly unbalanced too many female characters no men, no avengers, just some weird guy who gets her planes and stuff....ook, it just felt weird and off, then the nirvana song was weird too why do we need someone new singing it (very very slowly), play the original or don't play it at all, also I don't understand how this song fit with the movie in the first place....but whatever
The CGI looked very cheap in many scenes, we also have the typical invincible type character that are immune to damage, some scenes were just ridiculous.
Over all I liked it better then Captain Marvel but not nearly as good as previous Marvel movies, infact it's very forgettable much like The New Mutants was..
Scarlett Johansson did a good job, but sucks she had to share the spotlight with her upcoming replacement.
Infinite (2021)
Bad reincarnated.
Storyline is non existent, CGI is terrible, Acting is probably the worst I've seen, the characters seem lost either due to a bad script or they can't work with a green screen.
A quarter into the movie its like the director said ahh forget creating something unique and distract with a bunch of mombo jumbo and cgi scenes....and pocket the profits.
3/10.
Saltwater: The Battle for Ramree Island (2021)
Kindof funny in a bad way
Terrible movie what we have here is a cut scene type movie, they film in one location and add about 10 minutes of dialog, they they move to another location and add in another 10 minutes of dialog, (and repeat), the dialog is kindof funny at times but really not worth watching for it.
Barely any crocodiles in the movie and just really bad all around.
What really gets me is how they spent 1M (estimated) on this movie????
A gopro and some old war outfits are maybe 2k some new actors maybe 1k each a terrible script $200, pack of chewing gum 25c .....
I can think of 1M other places to spend 1M and this isn't one of them.
Retfærdighedens ryttere (2020)
Excellent
This movie was hilarious the characters were perfect the movie is fast moving with no slow or boring parts.
Some of the foreign audio was a little off putting when they talking fast but it's ok when they talk slow, this was really my only con.
Suggest you watch if you are tired of the very poor excuse for movies that Hollywood is cut and pasting these days.
This is what a movie should be.
9/10.
Magic Mountains (2020)
Waste of a good scenery location
Worst movie I have seen in awhile (considering the list of bad movies this year, this really says something).,
The last 10 minutes the scenery was nice, though virtually no dialog through the last part of the movie (wtf?) and boring nonsensical dialog in the first half that serves no plot, for example in the beginning he asks her to go on the trip and she walks out snobish saying thanks for the book, she didn't even agree to go.
The acting was terrible, and characters were extremely dumb - if she couldn't pick up on the vibes and no dialog then she is pretty lame, the signs were all there I mean even if she has a slight clue it would of been better too play along until out of the situation but no she acts like a cold fish the whole time,
not to mention going to a very remote dangerous location but they are amateur climbers and no survival gear no satellite radio no backup plan to be rescued gps .etc?....right it didn't even look like they were carrying water lol
The editing was terrible, in one scene she is in a white jacket the next in some dance club type outfit, cut back to the white jacket , gloves, next scene no gloves lol.
Bleh whatever watch this movie at your own risk, fast forward to the end unless you want to watch 10 minute segments of no dialog and actors slow moving through the scene and suspense music, then do it again for another scene
2/10 for the magic mountain, while watching the last part of the movie I was being creative how I could of made this movie 10000000 times better ....
The Djinn (2021)
Not good.
First the 80's style was nicely re-created and the acting was ok the first 5 minutes lets you know how the next hour will be like since the movie never changes pace.
The movie was way too slow and drawn out too much in the same area (house), and too much of the same actor, plus add in full length music tracks makes it feel incredible slow motion and feels even worse when the kid moves in slow motion in every scene.
I eventually turned it off and just fast forwarded to the end (which is terrible) so I'm glad I saved some time out of this movie since I would of been pissed if watched to the end.
Without Remorse (2021)
Terrible.
This movie was terrible, after all the AD'S they invested in I though it would be entertaining but frankly this movie is just dull. The acting is horrible none of the actors are believable or I even cared for, the script is slow and boring, the movie drags on and on with no action (all the Action scenes are in the trailer).
For highly trained special ops teams they really lack any skills I mean they can't even hit a one guy in a straight line with 10 people..... we all know seals are highly trained and would never miss.
The characters were so dull especially the female seal leader (lol), MBJ, ...plus everyone else .... a wooden stick on ropes in place of her character would of been more entertaining seriously
I won't go into any more detail since some of the other reviews did a much better job summing it up then me...
Anyways this movie sucks, expected more for using the Tom Clancy name, nothing like the book or other rainbow series, cash grab off Clancys name, I mean they have a BOOK which is basically a SCRIPT to work off how can you go wrong? Did they bother to read it?
Suggest to AVOID watch the trailer for the action scenes and be done with it.
Synchronic (2019)
Last 30 minutes are good, rest is just filler.
Once they started getting into the drug and experimenting the movie got good but sadly the movie was already over by then.
Most of the "Drama" and illness/treatment scenes could of been cut, why does the audience need too see or experience this? Nothing pisses me off more then movies that base around illness or drawn out sickness.
So the first half of the movie we have him responding to disasters, and we get to see almost an hour of brain c treatment drinking ...etc (not much plot but creepy atmosphere). More of the first half, the other main actor doesn't even care his daughter is missing wtf, only cares the wife doesn't like him anymore? Who thought that up.
Second half is good so I won't spoil it but I really wish they expanded on this segment rather then the first half since it had alot of plot potential (the doctor that created the pill, where to get more ..etc), experimenting with the dog was a dumb idea, take a bug or mouse or another person, at least if it was by accident it would be better but yeah dumb...
I can only give this a 5/10 it was a good movie just over done on the dying, bar scene drama which I had to fast forward through.
Nobody (2021)
Better than John Wick 3
This movie was awesome, I wasn't even expecting it, like another reviewer said this feels like a throwback to another time when there was no PC bs, this is like John Wick 1 but with some comedy integrated, I liked all the actors in this film and they did a wonderful job, never felt slow or dull.
I hope we get a sequel from the same director and not dumbed-down like what happened with John Wick 3.
Great job to everyone involved in this movie, even the music was good.
Come True (2020)
Intresting and entertaining - but kinda lost near the end
Props to the visual dept nice creepy images and somewhat interesting storyline but it gets confusing or lost near the end of the movie and kinda just leaves you hanging.
We basically have 4 options the movie leaves you with
1. she is actually in a coma the whole time and a group researchers are trying to reach her / pull her out (the shadow creatures), but perhaps when they start to succeed it causes the real physical harm to come through (eyes bleeding) perhaps what reflecting what happened in the real world.
2. She is having a nightmare
3. He is having a nightmare about her since in his monitor showed her as a vampire type creature, and it started in the er room where he fell asleep, and since he needed to strap him self into a bed his dreams must be pretty extreme.
4. she is a vampire or a ghost/dead
we also have a lot of plot holes left for example the mother why she was always running away and the mother doesn't seem to look for her, the experiment is never fully explained, we have the guy with the huge glasses but it seems to be the other guys project I thought Meyers was the main project leader?, also doesn't explain his role either, the girl that left the project in the beginning seemed to had a big part too play then just fizzled out, as-well as the other participants right when it got good and they saw the shadow creature just ended it with that scene.
I thought it was creepy enough for a 7/10 even if the script got messed up.
Land (2021)
Boring, stressful to watch (not because of suspense)
Terrible movie, she goes to live off grid and fails, some nice scenery shots (but the same scenes were over used throughout the movie), depressing with a semi-bad ending.
if you like to watch depressed people with zero wilderness skill, and sickly people dying then this movie is for you, atleast I would of wrote it differently but whatever.
4/10 for some nice scenery, neat dog, and bear. (one point for each), story 0, script 0, acting 1
Dark Web: Cicada 3301 (2021)
Enjoyable
It has a lot of the F word but the movie was strangely entertaining the comedy might not be for everyone
it started out with hacking but then turned into follow the clues so the story kind of got off track but none the less it was watchable and funny.
7/10
Tar (2020)
Absolutely 100% Terrible
Don't believe the reviews, I watched this so you don't have to.
I love some low budget movies but this one is just absolutely bad, it had a terrible script, terrible acting, terrible music and horrible filming (shaky cam, close ups, dark, flashlight in camera whole movie).
This movie was filmed almost entirely inside a dark office building with moronic characters, if you find it entertaining to watch annoying grownups sneak room to room then this movie is for you.
This movie doesn't even show the tar pits I mean wtf, arrrrg this movie made me so angry, thanks for wasting 2 hours of my life.
S-K-I-P.
Monster Hunter (2020)
Not sure why this is at a 5, movie deserves at least an 7+
I watch a ton of movies, and 95% of them are poor, however this one is great DON'T LISTEN TO THE CRITICS they have an agenda and almost always down rate the great movies for whatever PC reason.
This movie was great, excellent monster designs, action, great acting and fight scenes, I never played the monster hunter game series but that didn't take away anything or make it confusing.
if you are a fan of action movies or game movies this one is a great watch.
9/10
The Droving (2020)
Good movie, a bit short but I thought it was entertaining
Movie was entertaining, kinda short on the script, we know he is trying to find his sister (we don't know if shes missing / dead and not found or was found...etc), I would of liked to have seen more backstory about the folklore and what the droving was about, maybe some more hiking and scenery shots...
overall I did enjoy it I think the original movie cover put a lot of people off since there is really not many mask wearers in the movie and they didn't even play a big part.
6/10
Koko (2021)
You probably have to be very open minded.
I was looking for the 'koko red dog' movie, and came across this, I thought it was a new one out so I didn't even read the plot LOL.
Story was poor to be honest, gold digger girlfriend dumps him, he eventually finds out a dog is a better companion and will stick with him no matter how bad, then he sees on TV a Obama speech now that marriage is no longer defined as a man and women - so it triggers something in his mind and he figures why not...
Movie was very basic, just a handful of actors, it had poor audio , camera work was decent (no shaky cam), the editing was terrible we have some scenes with no audio, some abrupt scene cuts or camera angle changes lol, the acting was 'decent' enough to believe them.
I don't think it's worth a watch or spending money on, it was somewhat entertaining, I thought the back story was way too long and we didn't really get to see why the dog was so special except it ran over to him in the dog shelter which probably any dog would do to get out of that situation...also clearly koko is actually a male dog, even though he keeps calling it a she...
5/10
for an indie movie it was watchable but mistakes are very noticeable, clearly beginner work with little to no script to work off, I am unsure how they spent $268,000 on this in my opinion it could of been made under 20k, perhaps with the kind of script it had attached they had to pay some actors extra lol
Honest Thief (2020)
it's terrible honest, the only thing it's theifing is your money
Obviously the ratings higher then 6 are paid / fake reviews this movie it terrible, Liam does not do good with romantic scenes and the same cheesy dialog was repeated over and over throughout the movie.
To be vague to not spoil it we have a dead officer, bank robber and no one even cares? I think one police car chase LOL this would be a major manhunt if it was real, seriously you couldn't even spare a helicopter or a extra unit?
It just felt off, like the script was made up as they acted, "aaaaaaannnnnd action" Liam make it up as you go say some lines from previous movies.
Good FBI agent did good sad face which just happens too be his only expression LOL
geeeze what happened to hollywood, go watch any movie from 1950 to 2002 and see the difference most will be golden compared to what cut and paste trash they spoon feed us now.
2/10
Cheezy.
Unbelievable.
Poor script .
Unromantic (even when he meets her she is coming out of the bathroom, yuck) .
Torture to watch.
The Empty Man (2020)
noooooo such a let down
Movie started off awesome, it had so much potential, trapped in wilderness, creature, snow, mountains, adventure, cliffs - then WTF happened, no explanation what happened after that, I was confused who the characters were and the relation to the first characters, the movie was so dragged out with no idea whats going on, sometimes it felt like I was watching a few movies and plots, what happened to the day one two three thing too?
acting was good, camera work and scenery was good, script was just weird to none, it's better then some of the movies Hollywood is putting out but I really can't recommend it.