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An Ice Wine Christmas (2021 TV Movie)
1/10
Genuinely terrible
2 December 2022
First off, as someone who has worked in the wine industry in Niagara-on-the-Lake for years, icewine (one word) is picked overnight, just whenever it's been super stupid cold out for a period of days (sustained -8 or lower temps). That there is a magical prediction about this is absolutely hilarious.

But let's leave that aside for now because really, who cares. I'd be willing to look past some wildly obvious errors if it was entertaining or appeared to have anyone who has previously acted in it.

The acting (in the 20 minutes I was able to sit through before my eyes bled and brain cells started jumping off the proverbial edge) was equally terrible. It's not even funny bad like "The Room". It's just... a trash fire. I'd sooner sit through a 24-hour loop of my 5 year old nephews Christmas pageant than watch another minute of this.

I will quote a legit Xmas movie in summing this up with "Talk about pissing your money away. I hope you kids see what a silly waste of resources this was."
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1/10
Life is too short to watch movies this bad
22 January 2018
I started writing a review, with some spoilers, including my theories on where I *thought* this movie was going before it took a hard left into a pile of garbage.

As I was trying to map out my review and realized how lengthy it would be, it dawned on me that this movie had already wasted 94 minutes of my life by watching it and it's not getting much more. Save yourself the time, brain cells and annoyance. If you still want to be confused but still entertained at the same time, I'd recommend The Room.
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