After putting Alex in a difficult position, Schneider gets tough love from Penelope. Dr. B consults Lydia's bouquet list for "non-iversary" gift ideas.
At her ex's wedding, Penelope experiences a surreal conversation. Elena finds she has more she needs to say to her father. Dr. B. gives Lydia her "non-iversary" gift.
After Alex catches Penelope in a compromising position, Penelope is motivated to talk to Alex about healthy human sexuality, while defending herself against Lydia's old-school judgments.
The family goes to a funeral, where Lydia has to make up with her sister, Penelope can spend time with her cousin, and Elena tries to find out whether one of her aunts is gay.
While everyone is supposed to be out of the house, Penelope invites Max to stay the night. However an armed criminal forces he building under a lock down and everyone has to stay in.