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Sarah: It's too bad they don't have the technology to just mash two eggs together to make a baby.

Connor: Ooh, like a lesbian omelet.

Sarah: Gross. But yeah, I mean, it'd be nice if we both shared DNA with the baby.

Denise: Well, some people do use family members as donors, which we could try. That would mean Tom or Connor stepping up.

Tom: Huh.

Connor: So we'd have to...

Denise: Oh, sex is not involved.

Connor: Okay, yeah, no sex. Yeah, obviously sex is not involved.

Sarah: Wait, so... so Tom or Connor would be the father/uncle to their son/daughter/nephew/niece.

Tom: Whew, that's a lot of slashes.

Marina: Yeah, so many slashes. Too many?

Tom: I mean, it's a lot to process. It'd be kind of... amazing.

Marina: Complicated... amazing!

Tom: Right?

Marina: Yes.

Tom: I mean, my sperm, Denise's egg. That kid'd be unstoppable.

Marina: Totally. And that would... that would... Wow, that would be such a beautiful act. But, oh! You... Tom got a vasectomy. So no more gas in that tank.

Tom: No, honey, remember? Before the procedure, the doctor froze some samples for us, just in case.

Marina: Right. Thank you so much for reminding... all of us.

Connor: Either way, that would be a *mute* point, because Sarah and Denise would obviously go with my sperm.

Tom: Oh, would they? Well, first of all, it's not a mute point. It is a moot point, which is exhibit 'A' as to why the superior choice would obviously be my sperm.

Denise: Can we stop using that word?

Connor: Fine, because the choice is clear. It would be me and my s...