Your Highness (2011)

James Franco: Fabious

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Quotes 

• Leezar : I'm here to steal a beautiful virgin that looks just. Like. Her.

  Fabious : And how do you plan to do that?

  Leezar : Magic.

  [cracks neck] 

  Leezar : Motherfucker.

• Fabious : What's your problem? Why are you being such a sourpuss?

  Thadeous : I'm not being a sourpuss! I just didn't want to be at that celebration

  Fabious : All I want is for you to be a part of this moment. I want you to be gay with me and father.

  Thadeous : I don't want to be gay with you two!

• [from trailer] 

  [Fabious is bitten by a snake in the thigh] 

  Courtney : SHIT!

  Fabious : You have to suck out the venom!

  Thadeous : I don't want to suck it, you suck it!

  Fabious : I can't suck my own venom!

  Thadeous : Yes you can! I'll help you!

  [pushes Fabious's head down] 

  Thadeous : Suck it! Suck your venom!

  Fabious : I can't reach it with my mouth!

  Thadeous : Courtney, suck the venom!

  Courtney : But I've never...

  Thadeous : [pushes Courtney's head down]  SUCK IT!

• Great Wize Wizard : This cricket compass will catch the light and point the way to the labyrinths location. Be warned: they say the walls of this maze drive men to madness. But if you can find your way, the blade will be yours.

  Fabious : Thank you, Wize Wizard.

  Great Wize Wizard : Not so fast. First you must answer a riddle. What journey be long and twisted and sensitive at hand? To what end must man go to discover the depths of his ecstasy? Think hard strong warriors.

  Fabious : Fuck! I know this!

  Fabious : I got it! You want us to twist, what is long, with our sensitive hands?

  Thadeous : He wants us to jerk him off!

  Great Wize Wizard : Just touch the tip and twist it.

  Thadeous : We are not going to do that.

  Fabious : If it's for the quest, we will do what needs to be done.

  Thadeous : Yuck!

• Fabious : Oh, you're going to be so handsome! Who's going to be the most handsome best man?

  Thadeous : Probably me.

  Fabious : Who's the prince with the most dashing mustache?

  Thadeous : Me.

  Fabious : Who gives the warmest hugs?

  Thadeous : Me, of course.

  Fabious : I love you, Thadeous.

  Thadeous : [uncomfortable beat]  Okay, that's cool.

• [from trailer] 

  [the brothers get high] 

  Fabious : [holding his head]  Thadeous, are you seeing what I'm seeing?

  Thadeous : [calmly]  You making a fool of yourself. Handle your shit, Fabious, please.

• Fabious : [catches Thadeous watching Isabel as she gets undressed to go for a swim in the pond]  What you doing, brother?

  Thadeous : What right do you have scaring a man like that?

  Fabious : What right have you to spy on a bathing woman from these shrubs?

  Thadeous : I'm simply keeping an eye on her. She is not like one of our dimwitted chamber maids that let me take them from behind. This one has me vexed. What exactly would it take for one to tame such an adventurous slut?

  Fabious : Well, I imagine she'd want a man to be honorable, bold, brave. Know his way round a blade.

  [Isabel looks over her shoulder straight towards Fabious and Thadeous] 

  Thadeous : Oh, God! She's looking at us! Remain perfectly still.

  [Fabious and Thadeous freeze in their positions. Isabel ignores them, dives into the water and swims] 

• Fabious : Maybe they're right, everything they say about you.

  Thadeous : They only say that stuff because of you, because you go out and have to pretend to be the best, and they look at me like I'm some sort of idiot. Everyone in the kingdom wants to suck your dick, no one wants to suck mine!