- Bea Johnson: You know, it's-it's just totally, it's not a big deal.
- Ethan: What's not?
- Bea Johnson: Only having one-one ball.
- Ethan: It is when everyone else has two.
- Ethan: How do I stop the bleeding?
- Doctor Brown: I suggest you start peeing in toilets like the rest of us.
- Bea Johnson: I'm not losing my virginity in the back of a car like every other woman in my family. Got it?
- Ethan: Got it.
- Bea Johnson: [narrating] Really close!
- [out loud to herself]
- Bea Johnson: Screw it!