IF (I) (2024)

Ryan Reynolds: Cal

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Quotes 

• Cal : Keith! What kind of a kid creates an invisible IF?

• Cal : I'm not going to ask you again, Put some pants on, You're freaking everyone out.

  Banana : Haha, pants!

• Cal : Are you ready for this? There's no telling who's behind that door today.

  Bea : Are any of them scary?

  Cal : Worse. Desperate.

• Bea : So are there more of you?

  Cal : Say no.

  Blossom : Yes.

• Blue : You are the chosen one.

  Cal : No. Let's not give her a complex.

• Cal : This is way above my pay grade.

• Bea : I can help you.

  Cal : How?

  Bea : Because I'm a kid.

• Cal : Don't look him in the eye.

  Bea : Which one?

  Cal : You know damn well which one.

  Marshmallow : Thanks for doing this, It really means a whole lot.

• Bea : We need help.

  Cal : You have no idea how true that statement is.

• Blue : Being excited is exhausting.

  Cal : Okay, let's get you to bed.

• Cal : What if I told you imaginary friends are real? And when they're kids grow up, they're forgotten.

• Blue : Something's happening!

  Cal : I'm sorry, what?

• Bea : We have to help them.

  Cal : Yes, we do.

• Blue : Hi!

  Cal : Well, looky looky.

• Blue : Cal, am I disappearing?

  Cal : Pretty sure that's not how this works.

• Cal : Uh, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no pants, I'm so sorry.

• Spaceman : Might as well moved us to the moon. Am I right?

  [laughs] 

  Cal : [chuckles]  It's not funny.

• Gummy Bear : And Mom said too much candy isn't good for your tummy, but I said

  [farts] 

  Gummy Bear : Oh, my god!

  Cal : Wow. My eyes can taste it.

  Gummy Bear : I'm so sorry.

  Cal : You don't taste that in your eyeballs?