- Sister Mary: Ah, captain, sister Victoria's situation is a sublime gift to all mankind and a blessed event. You must not feel ashamed to play the doubting Thomas in all of this.
- [speaking of Victoria's claim of immaculate conception]
- Nash Bridges: Right.
- [nodding and turnign to walk away]
- Joe Dominguez: Come along, brother Thomas.
- Blackbeard: Oh, and one more thing, captain: if you get in my way, I'm going to make you dead, too.
- Nash Bridges: Ummm, be careful, bubba - I ain't easy to kill.