Fanboys (2009)
Seth Rogen: Admiral Seasholtz, Alien, Roach
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Quotes
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Hutch : What's the Klingon for "I'm going to die a virgin"?
Admiral Seasholtz : [Replies in fluent Klingon]
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Admiral Seasholtz : Okay. Hilarious, everyone. Looks like we got more Lucas hounds here to mock Roddenberry. Congratulations, gentleman, but I would like to see your Darth Vader take on one Borg drone. And we'll see who's laughing then. Am I right?
Windows : Darth Vader can put the entire Borg collective in a vice grip with his mind.
Admiral Seasholtz : Uh, Darth Vader has asthma, so name me one Star Trek character with a respiratory disease, 'cause I'm drawing a blank.
Linus : Name me one Star Wars character who's gay.
Hutch : Beside's you.
Admiral Seasholtz : Well, no one's gay in Star Trek, so why would I even do that?
Linus : Captain Picard.
Admiral Seasholtz : Okay. Captain Picard is not gay. He's British.
Windows : [in a swishy voice] Come on. "Make it so!"
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Linus : I was wondering what did Sulu find in Captain Kirk's lavatory.
Admiral Seasholtz : Sulu clearly found a standard issue Starfleet Z23 personal refuse device.
Linus : I believe it was the Captain's log.
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Admiral Seasholtz : Just take a look-see here.
Hutch : What's with the man-purse?
Admiral Seasholtz : Yep. As I thought, scanner reads "douche bag."