Starsky & Hutch (2004) Poster

Vince Vaughn: Reese Feldman

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  • Reese Feldman : If this shit wasn't illegal guys, we'd be up for the Nobel Prize.

  • Bat Mitzvah Singer : Rock into womanhood, Elizabeth. We know that you will.

    Reese Feldman : What's that supposed to mean?

  • Reese Feldman : [to a drug dealer]  Coke: It costs *money*. Planes: they cost money. This yacht, this perm, my kid's braces: it all costs money.

    [pointing at his mistress] 

    Reese Feldman : Do you think Kitty's free?

    Kitty : What?

  • Reese Feldman : You know a lot about golf.

    Huggy Bear : I know even more about grass.

  • Reese Feldman : Will you do my back, please. I don't wanna tan weird, am I tanning weird?

    Kitty : No you look really good, you're really bronzing.

  • Kitty : Oh, my God, we almost nearly got killed.

    Reese Feldman : Thank you for pointing out something I wouldn't have noticed by myself. You're a benefit to have.

  • Hutch : Hey Reese, this is a nice boat, is it yours?

    Reese Feldman : Actually, that's a yacht.

    Hutch : Oh, I'm sorry, a yacht.

    Starsky : Hutch, can we please focus on the investigation?

  • Reese Feldman : It's not a boat, it's a yacht.

  • Big Earl : [on the phone with Reese Feldman]  What are you wearing? Real quick, be honest.

    Reese Feldman : What am I wearing? A silk flowered shirt and a vest. Why?

    Big Earl : Oh that's gorgeous.

    Reese Feldman : You sick son of a bitch.

    Big Earl : Don't hang up. Don't hang up.

    [Reese hangs up] 

  • [first lines] 

    Kitty : Don't stress. Just relax.

    Reese Feldman : I don't understand man, I don't understand. You can lose keys, ya know, you can lose your wallet. How... how do you lose a plane?

    Terrence Meyers : Reese, come on. What do you want me to do? You got three out of four planes in. That's still a lot of coke.

    Reese Feldman : Now, see that? That's the kind of winning attitude that's gonna take this enterprise straight to the top.

  • Reese Feldman : Ya know, I believe it was our buddy Bill Shakespeare who said, "To err is human, but to forgive, well that's right on."

  • Starsky : Seriously, do it. Do it. Do it.

    Reese Feldman : Listen, jackass. You either give me a ticket, or get the hell off this stage, you dig that?

    [Starsky point his gun to Reese] 

    Reese Feldman : Whoa, whoa, whoa, guys.

    Starsky : Pop the trunk, Candyman.

    Hutch : You heard him. Pop it!

    Captain Doby : What the hell are you two doing?

    Starsky : Pop IT!

  • Reese Feldman : [Kitty kisses Reese]  Mmm... why'd I'd get so lucky?

    Kitty : I dunno... I just love when you talk so tough...

    Reese Feldman : Of course you do baby, that's why you're my girlfriend on the side.

  • Reese Feldman : Goodbye, heroes.

  • Starsky : This is a bad man. And this is what bad men do.

    Elizabeth : A pony?

    Reese Feldman : Happy bat Mitzvah baby, I love you.

    Starsky : Hey there, little fella. You OK?

  • Reese Feldman : Frankly, we're a little mimed out.

  • Starsky : Like you said, Feldman: Everybody deserves a second chance.

    [Starsky fires at the front trunk of a Volkswagen] 

    Hutch : Whoa, what have we here? Does this look familiar? Some cocaine. Captain Doby, I suggest you take this to the lab and have it analyzed this time...

    Starsky : [Reese grabs Hutch; puts a gun to Hutch's neck]  Hutch!

    Reese Feldman : Alright, freeze! Alright, everybody freeze! Put your hands where I can see them! Do it now!

    Kevin : Put it down!

    Captain Doby : You relax pal. Relax!

    Kevin : Let's do it!

    Reese Feldman : Put that gun down or I'm gonna kill your friend right here. Do it now!

    Kevin : What the hell are we doing?

    Reese Feldman : Do it now! Put it down!

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