Starsky & Hutch (2004)
Vince Vaughn: Reese Feldman
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Quotes
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Reese Feldman : If this shit wasn't illegal guys, we'd be up for the Nobel Prize.
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Bat Mitzvah Singer : Rock into womanhood, Elizabeth. We know that you will.
Reese Feldman : What's that supposed to mean?
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Reese Feldman : [to a drug dealer] Coke: It costs *money*. Planes: they cost money. This yacht, this perm, my kid's braces: it all costs money.
[pointing at his mistress]
Reese Feldman : Do you think Kitty's free?
Kitty : What?
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Reese Feldman : You know a lot about golf.
Huggy Bear : I know even more about grass.
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Reese Feldman : Will you do my back, please. I don't wanna tan weird, am I tanning weird?
Kitty : No you look really good, you're really bronzing.
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Kitty : Oh, my God, we almost nearly got killed.
Reese Feldman : Thank you for pointing out something I wouldn't have noticed by myself. You're a benefit to have.
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Hutch : Hey Reese, this is a nice boat, is it yours?
Reese Feldman : Actually, that's a yacht.
Hutch : Oh, I'm sorry, a yacht.
Starsky : Hutch, can we please focus on the investigation?
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Reese Feldman : It's not a boat, it's a yacht.
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Big Earl : [on the phone with Reese Feldman] What are you wearing? Real quick, be honest.
Reese Feldman : What am I wearing? A silk flowered shirt and a vest. Why?
Big Earl : Oh that's gorgeous.
Reese Feldman : You sick son of a bitch.
Big Earl : Don't hang up. Don't hang up.
[Reese hangs up]
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[first lines]
Kitty : Don't stress. Just relax.
Reese Feldman : I don't understand man, I don't understand. You can lose keys, ya know, you can lose your wallet. How... how do you lose a plane?
Terrence Meyers : Reese, come on. What do you want me to do? You got three out of four planes in. That's still a lot of coke.
Reese Feldman : Now, see that? That's the kind of winning attitude that's gonna take this enterprise straight to the top.
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Reese Feldman : Ya know, I believe it was our buddy Bill Shakespeare who said, "To err is human, but to forgive, well that's right on."
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Starsky : Seriously, do it. Do it. Do it.
Reese Feldman : Listen, jackass. You either give me a ticket, or get the hell off this stage, you dig that?
[Starsky point his gun to Reese]
Reese Feldman : Whoa, whoa, whoa, guys.
Starsky : Pop the trunk, Candyman.
Hutch : You heard him. Pop it!
Captain Doby : What the hell are you two doing?
Starsky : Pop IT!
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Reese Feldman : [Kitty kisses Reese] Mmm... why'd I'd get so lucky?
Kitty : I dunno... I just love when you talk so tough...
Reese Feldman : Of course you do baby, that's why you're my girlfriend on the side.
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Reese Feldman : Goodbye, heroes.
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Starsky : This is a bad man. And this is what bad men do.
Elizabeth : A pony?
Reese Feldman : Happy bat Mitzvah baby, I love you.
Starsky : Hey there, little fella. You OK?
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Reese Feldman : Frankly, we're a little mimed out.
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Starsky : Like you said, Feldman: Everybody deserves a second chance.
[Starsky fires at the front trunk of a Volkswagen]
Hutch : Whoa, what have we here? Does this look familiar? Some cocaine. Captain Doby, I suggest you take this to the lab and have it analyzed this time...
Starsky : [Reese grabs Hutch; puts a gun to Hutch's neck] Hutch!
Reese Feldman : Alright, freeze! Alright, everybody freeze! Put your hands where I can see them! Do it now!
Kevin : Put it down!
Captain Doby : You relax pal. Relax!
Kevin : Let's do it!
Reese Feldman : Put that gun down or I'm gonna kill your friend right here. Do it now!
Kevin : What the hell are we doing?
Reese Feldman : Do it now! Put it down!