My Big Fat Greek Wedding (2002) Poster

Andrea Martin: Aunt Voula

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  • Aunt Voula : What do you mean he don't eat no meat?

    [the entire room stops, in shock] 

    Aunt Voula : Oh, that's okay. I make lamb.

  • Aunt Voula : [to Ian's parents]  Now, you are family. Okay. All my life, I had a lump at the back of my neck, right here. Always, a lump. Then I started menopause and the lump got bigger from the "hormonees." It started to grow. So I go to the doctor, and he did the bio... the b... the... the bios... the... b... the "bobopsy." Inside the lump he found teeth and a spinal cord. Yes. Inside the lump was my twin.

  • Aunt Voula : Ian, I'm Aunt Voula. Let me touch your hair. Oh, oh oh.

    Toula Portokalos : Umm Aunt Voula.

    Aunt Voula : Ok Ok. Why don't you come to my house and I cook for you

    Toula Portokalos : That may be a problem.

    Aunt Voula : Why it a problem? Don't you tell him I'm the best cook in the family?

    Toula Portokalos : Oh, I did.

    Ian Miller : Twice!

    [they laugh] 

    Toula Portokalos : Ian is a vegetarian. He doesn't eat meat.

    Aunt Voula : He don't eat no meat?

    Toula Portokalos : No, he doesn't eat meat.

    Aunt Voula : WHAT DO YOU MEAN HE DON'T EAT NO MEAT?

    [the room goes silent] 

    Aunt Voula : Oh that's ok, That's ok, I make lamb!

  • Maria Portokalos : We must let Kosta think this was his idea.

    Aunt Voula : All right, I know.

    Maria Portokalos : That he came up with it.

    Aunt Voula : All right.

    Toula Portokalos : Ma, he's gonna figure it out.

    Maria Portokalos : Don't you worry.

    Aunt Voula : Okay, I know what to do you.

    Maria Portokalos : You don't know what to do. You talk, talk, talk, all the time!

    Aunt Voula : Do you want my help?

    Maria Portokalos : Yes, I want your help!

    Aunt Voula : Tell me what to say. But don't tell me what to say.

    Maria Portokalos : Perfect!

  • Aunt Voula : Nikki, how come you no come to curler my hairs this morning?

    Nikki : Ma! I had to drop Dimos at work. And now, I gotta go open the travel agency, because, you know, some jag-off and his big-ass girlfriend are too busy.

    Angelo : Ma! Tell her I open up the dry cleaners every day, and I think it's about time she did something for a change.

    Nikki : Excuse me? Do you know who's at the dry cleaner this morning? My husband is at the dry cleaner!

    Angelo : You're always at the beauty parlor, with your nails and your hair and everything.

    Nikki : Don't you talk about my hair! You are so lazy! You and your big-ass girlfriend do nothing!

    Angelo : Did somebody sit on your hair? I mean, it looks a little flat there.

    Nikki : Angelo... bite me!

    Aunt Voula : Disgusting! Be a lady!

  • Aunt Voula : [Watching Ian dance at the reception]  Oh, Taki... he looks Greek.

  • Aunt Voula : Toula. Toula! You're engaged. You're engaged-We never think this would happen for you. Never. *Never.* Taki, didn't we say that...

    Uncle Taki : We never think this day would come. Never

  • Gus Portokalos : Anyways, I tell her I will send her to Greece to find somebody.

    Uncle Taki : She not too old. In Greece you don't tell anybody how old she is!

    Aunt Voula : Ah, there you go!

    Gus Portokalos : She don't want to go!

    Uncle Taki , Aunt Voula : [Shocked]  She don't want to go?

    Gus Portokalos : No! It's like, it's like she don't want to get married!

    [He crosses himself] 

    Uncle Taki , Aunt Voula : [Crossing themselves]  No, No, No!

  • Aunt Voula : [after Taki suggests that Toula is okay]  What ok? She no Ok! Athena is married with three children!

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