Ghost World (2001)
Dave Sheridan: Doug
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Quotes
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[Doug comes into the Sidewinder convenience store without a shirt on]
Doug : What's up, Josh? Hey, give me two packs of cigarettes today. Working overtime, sixteen hours.
[Puts malt liquor bottle on the counter]
Doug : And nature's nectar. Wake-up juice. And give me six of these beef jerkies. I'm hungry enough to chew the crotch out of a rag doll.
[the store manager notices him]
Sidewinder Boss : Hey! Hey! You! How many times I tell you? No shirt, no service! Get the hell out of my store! What do you think this is, Club Med?
Doug : It's America, dude. Learn the rules.
Sidewinder Boss : Learn the rules? YOU learn the rules! We Greeks invented democracy!
Doug : You also invented homos.
Sidewinder Boss : Fuck you!
Doug : [with a mouthful of beef jerky] You wish. You gotta buy me dinner first!
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Doug : Rock n' roll, baby! Freedom of speech!
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Doug : Hey, call the cops, man. Citizen's arrest.