- Detective Alex Tardio: Come on boys, pull daddy like a chariot.
- Berger: This is straight out of a Hitchcock movie. I think I'm feeling vertigo.
- Kevin Caffrey: I am full of de facto, habeas corpus, and Emancipation Proclamation. Most important, I have a very big pro bono.
- Tracey Kimberly: Massaging you is like kneading dough. And as for the sex, let me be honest. It's like sleeping with a damp sheep!
- Gloria: Tread a level course.
- Max Fairbanks: What did the Boston Times call me?
- Gloria: The Dark Prince of Plunder.
- Judge: Sell the house!
- Max Fairbanks: Up yours, you fat pig!
- Edwina: Why is it that every time Kevin's in trouble, we drop our things, but when I want help, you act like you're through a tunnel and can't hear me?
- Windham: Maybe because I *like* Kevin!
- Shelly Nix: [when asked if he can find Max] Piece of cake. It's no harder than shutting down AOL for an hour. Not that I'd have any interest.
- Berger: It kills me. The leave the light on trick.
- Kevin Caffrey: Why don't they just put a sign saying welcome burglers no one home?
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What is the French language plot outline for What's the Worst That Could Happen? (2001)?
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