Sam : Daddy, are you a 'faggot'?
Robert : Where did you hear that word?
Sam : Kyle told it to me
Robert : And did Kyle tell you what it means?
Sam : Yes.
Robert : Well, what does it mean?
Sam : It's when two boys kiss and they go to the opera.
Robert's Mother : Do you remember that gloomy old grandpa that I told you about. The one who only comes out at night?
[Sam shakes his head yes]
Robert's Mother : Well, he's here.
Sam : Smelling salts. Smelling salts.
[Pretends to faint]
Sam : Grandma, why aren't you fainting with me?
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