Face/Off (1997)

Margaret Cho: Wanda

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• [Tito, Sean Archer's best friend was killed by Castor Troy] 

  Buzz : Listen, sir... we just want you to know...

  Wanda : We're all really sorry about Tito.

  Castor Troy : [as Sean Archer]  Yeah, well, shit happens.

• Wanda : You turned your beeper off.

  Castor Troy : Yes, well... my son's birthday.

  Wanda : Well, here's some poetic justice, sir... Castor Troy's dead.

  Buzz : He got killed trying to escape from Erewhon.

  Castor Troy : Where's his body? I want to see his body.

  Wanda : It hasn't been recovered yet.

  Castor Troy : IT HASN'T BEEN *RECOVERED YET*? *Get the LAPD on this!*

  Wanda : Even if he is alive, Castor isn't stupid enough to come back to the city.

  Castor Troy : You must... you must trust me. He's already here.

• Castor Troy : [giving a speech]  Everybody, I want to thank you for enduring all these years that I was an insufferable bore.

  Wanda : Sir, did you just have a surgical procedure?

  [Castor's smile freezes. He is unsure what Wanda means] 

  Castor Troy : What do you mean?

  Wanda : Well, was the stick successfully removed from your ass?

  [relieved, Castor bursts out laughing. The others join his laughter]