- Sheriff Mooney: Promise me something there, will you?
- Clay Bidwell: What's that?
- Sheriff Mooney: Promise you'll stop finding dead people.
- Dale Shelby: Whoa! You're standing in evidence!
- Sheriff Mooney: Barney!
- Dale Shelby: Your deputy's name is Barney? That's great.
- Lester Long: You don't know the half of it. I'm like a big fireworks show. I'm pretty bright. Like Lite Brite.