The Fast Show (1994–2014)
Arabella Weir: Various Roles, Insecure Woman, Christian, Cockney Woman
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Quotes
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Johnny : [Out watercolour painting] The rain is the sky's blood, pierced by the arrows of foolhardiness!
Johnny's Wife : Sophocles!
Johnny : [Holds up a glass of wine] Ah, the grape! Dark... and black...
Johnny's Wife : Johnny...
Johnny : The blackness! The end! Where are we sleeping tonight, Mother? In Father's Grave!
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Johnny : I don't want to die! They wait for me in the forest...
Johnny's Wife : Johnny?
Johnny : The mounts are heavy and full of woe! I'm a fly! Trapped in a bottle of shadows!
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Johnny : My word look at that sky! We'll have to work like demons to get it down. Look at the contrasts, the whites, the black... You lock me in the cellar and feed me pins! Pins! Pins! Ew!
Johnny's Wife : I think we'd better be getting home, now, Johnny.
Johnny : What's for tea, Mother? Maggots on Toast?