Drop Dead Fred (1991) Poster

Rik Mayall: Drop Dead Fred

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  • Fred : [Looking up Polly's skirt]  Wow.

    [Looks at Elizabeth and points up] 

    Fred : Cobwebs.

  • Fred : I can't believe we left the party so soon. And there was so much wine to spit around the place.

    Elizabeth : I got upset.

    Fred : "I got upset." God, you're so stupid. You never leave a party 'til the very very end.

    Elizabeth : Oh really?

    Fred : Yeah really.

    Elizabeth : Well what about Cinderella? Remember what happened with her?

    Fred : No I don't remember what happened *with her*. I deliberately forgot all about her. She made me puke. I remember the ugly stepsisters, they were great.

  • Fred : Well why don't we harpoon Charles straight through the head, drag him back to the apartment, and hit him with a hammer until he agrees to come back?

    Elizabeth : Harpoon him through the head. That won't work Fred.

    Fred : Why not? How many times have you tried it?

  • Fred : It takes more than a fire truck to stop Drop Dead Fred.

  • [after just meeting Elizabeth for the first time in years] 

    Fred : Hello, snotface. Yuck what happened to you? You're all older, you're even uglier! Look, I'm sorry but I'm going to have to be sick all over you, immediately. Lie down.

  • Fred : Look, you've got you now. You don't need me.

  • [Fred looks up a woman's dress] 

    Fred : No panties. No panties.

  • Fred : You see when something's not working right, the best thing to do is tear it apart to make it better.

  • Fred : Just kiss me, and say Drop Dead Fred... now

  • [after just seeing Elizabeth's mother] 

    Fred : Is it? It is. the mega-bitch.

  • [forces Elizabeth into her room] 

    Nurse : Good night, flake!

    Fred : Yeah, well, we're not scared of you, fatso!

    [the door locks] 

  • Young Elizabeth : Maybe Mommy's right. I never do anything right.

    Fred : No! You're great. She's not.

  • Fred : Drown the fishes.

  • [Mickey wants to be as 'crazy' as Elizabeth, and he starts hurling pasta at couples in the resturarant] 

    Waiter #2 : [approaches] 

    Fred : Uh-oh!

    Waiter #2 : [furioudly]  YOU DON'T THROW SPAGHETTI IN MY RESTRUARANT!

    Mickey Bunce : [mimicking his Italian accent]  Ok, oka fine - YOU DO IT!

    [he slaps his hands underneath the plates the waiter is holding in each hand, sending them flying across the room] 

  • Fred : I'm not afraid of the megabeast!

    Young Elizabeth : I'm not either, when she comes in here we'll make her eat up all this mud!

    Fred : Yeah... and then we'll cut her head off...

    Young Elizabeth : with scissors...

    Fred : Yeah... and then we'll make her eat it

    Young Elizabeth : ...make her eat her own head... with what?

    Fred : Oh yeah, well I'll eat her head then.

    Young Elizabeth : And I'll eat the rest of her!

    Fred : Yeah! And then we'll get up and poo her all over the table cause we're not afraid of anything

    Fred , Young Elizabeth : yeah, yeah YEAH!

  • Fred : Oh no, Mickey Fart-Pants. Whoever let HIM grow up?

  • Fred : Morning. So who's for snot flicking?

  • Fred : Boo!

    Elizabeth : Ahhh!

    Fred : Hello, Snotface! Yuck! What happened to you? Look at you. You're all older. You're even uglier. Uch. I'm sorry. I'm gonna have to be sick all over you immediately. Lie down.

    [Pushes Elizabeth down on the bed] 

    Fred : Hang on. Where's all the dolls?

    Elizabeth : [Whispers]  Drop Dead Fred.

    Fred : Where is the dolls?

    [Throws dolls at Elizabeth] 

    Fred : I wanna play with the-Ah hah! The dolls! Hello, Jemima. Hello, Angelec.

    [Makes the dolls say 'Hello.'] 

    Fred : You're gonna die!

    [Screams and hits Jemima's head against the door. Bites off Angelec's head. Throws dolls] 

    Fred : Mr. Pooh!

    [Makes Mr. Pooh say 'Hello.'] 

    Fred : You die too!

    [Makes Mr. Pooh say 'No no no.'] 

    Fred : Yes yes yes.

    [Screams and rips Mr. Pooh's stuffing out while throwing the stuffing at Elizabeth] 

    Fred : [Makes Mr. Pooh scream 'No! My intestines. Not my intestines!'] 

    [Spits on Mr. Pooh] 

    Elizabeth : [Whispers]  I must be dreaming.

  • Fred : I wrote the note. Hahahahaha! Haven't got a husband! Haven't got a husband! Got a stupid hair cut!

  • Elizabeth : Go away

    Fred : go away? why do you want me to go away? Fine! say the magic words and i'll piss off

    Elizabeth : Piss off!

    Fred : Ha! I lied those weren't the magic words

    Polly : What did you say?

    Fred : She told you to piss off

  • Mickey Bunce : [comes home to find his daughter Natalie, covered with chocolate. He kneels next to her]  Natalie, what happened?

    Natalie Bunce : We wanted some chocolate! It's yummy, do you want some?

    [offers Mickey her hand to lick] 

    Mickey Bunce : [chuckles]  No, I don't want any.

    Ms. Fuzzock : This young lady has made quite a mess in the kitchen, and she expects me to believe that some pretend friend did it.

    Natalie Bunce : He's not pretend! He's drop dead Fred!

    Elizabeth : [kneels down to speak to Natalie]  What did you say?

    Fred : [appearing from behind a tree]  She said I'm not pretend. What are you deaf?

    Mickey Bunce : Natalie, come on, what really happened?

    Natalie Bunce : I'm telling you the truth! Don't you believe me?

    Elizabeth : I believe you. Next time you see that drop dead Fred. You give him my love.

  • Fred : I am a loner, a crazy wide eyed loner on a doomed mission to Venus to battle with the 3 headed mega beast but on the way I caught cornflakes disease.

  • Elizabeth : [to Polly]  I'm not afraid of you!

    Fred : Finally, the magic words!

  • [Elizabeth and Charles are lying down, making out on the sofa] 

    Fred : Hold on, hold on that's now how the pigeons do it. You're supposed to stamp on her head and peck her

  • Fred : [pulls Elizabeth towards the stairs]  Come on!

    Elizabeth : Where are we going?

    Fred : Playtime!

    [slides down the bannister] 

    Fred : Wheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!

    [he slaps straight into the newel post at the bottom] 

    Elizabeth : [in pain]  Ahhh! Oooooh! WHO PUT THAT THERE?

  • [Fred appears in front of a mirror] 

    Fred : Boo!

    Elizabeth : Aaah!

    Fred : [laughing]  Shit yourself?

    Elizabeth : I thought you were dead.

    Fred : Hey, it takes more than a fire truck to stop Drop Dead Fred.

  • [Fred sees Elizabeth and Charles] 

    Fred : Ugh! What does that taste like?

    [Elizabeth elbows him in the gut] 

  • Fred : [sitting between Elizabeth and Mickey]  Oh great. Now I'm stuck between two complete utter girls.

  • Fred : Snotface, look... INK - let's write something on the carpet... I know how 'bout "Mother SUCKS".

  • Fred : You just put a piece of broccoli in your mouth and said, "Mm, what a lovely piece of broccoli."

  • Fred : [while dancing in the chair in the living room with dog poo on his shoes]  Dog poo, dog poo, yucky yucky dog poo. Dog poo on the chair... all on the sides, all up there, yucky yucky smelly dog poo!

  • Fred : I don't love you because love is for girls and girls are disgusting

  • Fred : [to Elizabeth]  You got married? You mean you've been doing it like the pigeons? No! Yuck!

  • Fred : [sitting inside the refrigerator] 

    [about Charles] 

    Fred : Snotface, he's the wrong man for you.

    Elizabeth : I don't want to hear it

    Fred : You're not happy.

    [Elizabeth closes the fridge door] 

    Elizabeth : Yes I am.

    Fred : [crawling from underneath a counter]  Well, if you're so happy, then why I am still here, hmm?

    Elizabeth : I can fix that.

    [she pulls out the pills] 

    Fred : Oh no, don't do that. No, please, don't do that. Do-

    [Elizabeth takes the pill, he dubs over in pain. While grinding pepper, Elizabeth sneezes and sends Fred bouncing against the walls] 

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