Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles (1990) Poster

Robbie Rist: Michaelangelo

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  • Splinter : For 15 years now, we have lived here. Before that time, I was a pet of my master Yoshi. When we were forced to come to New York, I found myself for the first time without a home, wandering thew sewers, scavaging for whatever I could find. And then, one day, I came upon a shattered glass jar and four baby turtles.

    Michaelangelo : [interrupts]  That was us! Hee hee.

    Donatello : Shut up! Oh, no...

    Splinter : The little ones were crawling into a strange glowing ooze from a broken canister nearby. I gathered them up in an old coffee can and when I awoke the next morning, I received a shock. For they had doubled in size. I, too, was growing. Particularly in intellect. I was amazed by how intelligent they seemed, but nothing could have prepared me for what happened next: one of them spoke.

    Young Michaelangelo : [in flashback]  Pizza. Pizza.

    Splinter : More words followed, and I began their training. Teaching them all that I had learned from my master. And soon, I gave them all names: Leonardo, Michaelangelo

    Michaelangelo : That's me.

    Splinter : Donatello.

    [he makes a heroic-sounding hum] 

    Splinter : and Raphael.

    April : I'm not dreaming, am I?

    Splinter : No. I'm afraid not.

  • Michaelangelo : [imitating Rocky Balboa]  Uh, yo well, uh, maybe I'll fight Apollo, uh, maybe I won't, you know. What do you think? Adrian.

    [everyone laughs] 

    Michaelangelo : Okay, I got another one. Oh, this is totally cool.

    Raphael : Oh no, not Cagney.

    Michaelangelo : [imitating James Cagney]  You dirty rat. You killed my brudda. You dirty rat. Oooh. Woo-hoo.

    [everyone laughs] 

    April O'Neil : That must be Splinter's favorite.

    [the turtles glare at her] 

    April O'Neil : It was a joke.

    [they pause, then burst out laughing] 

  • Raphael : So what do we do now?

    Leonardo : What do you mean, what do we do now?

    Raphael : Splinter's out there somewhere.

    Leonardo : I know Splinter's out there.

    Michaelangelo : [guessing what's about to happen]  Fight?

    Donatello : Fight.

    Michaelangelo : Kitchen?

    Donatello : Kitchen.

    Michaelangelo : Yeah.

    [both Michaelangelo and Donatello leave] 

    Raphael : So what are we gonna do about it?

    Leonardo : What CAN we do about it? April's our only link to these guys. We have to wait until she comes up with something.

    Raphael : Oh, so that's the plan from the "great leader", huh? Just sit here on our butts!

    Leonardo : I never said I was a great leader.

    Raphael : Well you sure act like it sometimes.

    Leonardo : Yeah? Well, you act like a JERK sometimes, you know that? And this attitude of yours isn't helping anything.

    Raphael : Yeah? Well, maybe I'll just take my attitude and LEAVE!

    Leonardo : Why don't you?

    Raphael : I will.

    Leonardo : Good!

    Raphael : Great!

    Leonardo : Go ahead! We don't need ya!

    Michaelangelo : [listening from the kitchen]  Pork rind?

    Donatello : Pork rind.

  • April O'Neil : [of Raphael]  Well... I *was* going to give you guys a tour of the store. Shall we go get him?

    Leonardo , Michaelangelo , Donatello : No.

    Donatello : Uh... he just needs to blow off some steam.

    Michaelangelo : Yeah.

  • Michaelangelo : [on the phone ordering a pizza]  Oh, and I want no anchovies. And I mean, NO anchovies. You put anchovies on this thing and you're in big trouble, okay?

  • Casey Jones : Oh. You guys mind telling me what you're doing to my little green pal over there? Mm? Oh, who is the babe?

    Leonardo : Who the heck is that?

    Michaelangelo : Wayne Gretzky on steroids?

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